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In defense of our fearless leaders, circumventing the swear filter is against the rules of the forum, being annoying isn't as its subjective.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostPrincipally because NAT and Cojak spend all their time handing out infractions for circumventing the swear filter and the odd insult on a basis of mucho inconsitentado. People who are a real pain in the hole are actively encouraged.
HTH
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That's because we know how much it gets on your tits.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostPrincipally because NAT and Cojak spend all their time handing out infractions for circumventing the swear filter and the odd insult on a basis of mucho inconsitentado. People who are a real pain in the hole are actively encouraged.
HTH
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Are you doing my wife ? Why would you do something like that ??Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWHS
It was terrible, I was bending down doing my shoelaces up and TestMangler slapped me on the arse and said 'Hi Honey I'm home' before realising I'd only popped into say home and his wife was out the back getting the creases out of her mini.
I bloody HAVE to, but you don't !!
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WHSOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostErm, well, may have to pass this time.
Seen him in a leather mini and sussies before and it aint pretty....
It was terrible, I was bending down doing my shoelaces up and TestMangler slapped me on the arse and said 'Hi Honey I'm home' before realising I'd only popped into say home and his wife was out the back getting the creases out of her mini.
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Principally because NAT and Cojak spend all their time handing out infractions for circumventing the swear filter and the odd insult on a basis of mucho inconsitentado. People who are a real pain in the hole are actively encouraged.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWHS
Another bastard child of Gricer/Pillockino/MalcBugger/Pacharan etc etc.
Why they are allowed to post consistent BS I do not know.
HTH
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIs this one of Gricers moronic sockies?
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Another bastard child of Gricer/Pillockino/MalcBugger/Pacharan etc etc.
Why they are allowed to post consistent BS I do not know.
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Erm, well, may have to pass this time.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMF's my subbie.
BACS transfer only.
Seen him in a leather mini and sussies before and it aint pretty....
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MF's my subbie.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostNot you, ya spacker !!
BACS transfer only.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm wearing a 1980s thin grey leather pencil tie, I'm covered in Cheetos with a big smile and nothing else.
What you payin?
Not you, ya spacker !!
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I'm wearing a 1980s thin grey leather pencil tie, I'm covered in Cheetos with a big smile and nothing else.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDepends. What you wearin' ??
(And do you take Maestro ?)
What you payin?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWot you payin'?
Depends. What you wearin' ??
(And do you take Maestro ?)
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