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EternalOptimist replied

24 October 2012, 14:44
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I'm not sure I could eat something I gave a name to.

I'll just have to start a run on bacon and hope my freezer doesn't give up the ghost.

If you called them Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
it shouldn't be too bad
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zeitghost replied

24 October 2012, 14:30
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Neither did the Christians who invented the practice.

He's right you know.

Who was the first suicide bomber

It was those Knights Templar.
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cailin maith replied

24 October 2012, 14:24
Originally posted by doomage View Post

Get some of these:

Should fit nicely in a pot or roasting dish if you don't care for slicing the bacon off.

I'm not sure I could eat something I gave a name to.

I'll just have to start a run on bacon and hope my freezer doesn't give up the ghost.
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Bunk replied

24 October 2012, 14:21
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

We'll have to do something. This is very concerning.

WSS

That's made me glum
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doomage replied

24 October 2012, 14:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

We'll have to do something. This is very concerning.

Get some of these:

Should fit nicely in a pot or roasting dish if you don't care for slicing the bacon off.
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cailin maith replied

24 October 2012, 14:16
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Time to buy a big freezer.

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Time to buy a pig for the back garden and feed it on swill.

We'll have to do something. This is very concerning.
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NorthWestPerm2Contr replied

24 October 2012, 14:13
Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post

Christianity is a rather benign belief system.

However, under Islam, there are a few things that make my life more pleasurable that would become forbidden

-drinking a pint VERBOTEN
-eating bacon VERBOTEN
-dancing with the wife VERBOTEN

not to mention some other fundamental things

-free speech VERBOTEN
-freedom to change your religion VERBOTEN

etc.

So, thanks, but no thanks. Muslims can do whatever they like, but THERE, not HERE. Islamomarxists and other useful idiots can also move over THERE, if they wish.

This is BS

This is one twisted interpretation of the religion and only one version of it. Even if 90% took up this interpretation it would not make the religion evil/bad.

grow a brain.

P.S who's sockie are you then?

Last edited by NorthWestPerm2Contr; 24 October 2012, 14:17.
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BrilloPad replied

24 October 2012, 14:06
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Time to buy a big freezer.

Time to buy a pig for the back garden and feed it on swill.
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mudskipper replied

24 October 2012, 14:04
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

My day is ruined

Time to buy a big freezer.
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KaiserWilly replied

24 October 2012, 14:03
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

That's like saying Christianity is bad because of the KKK

Christianity is a rather benign belief system.

However, under Islam, there are a few things that make my life more pleasurable that would become forbidden

-drinking a pint VERBOTEN
-eating bacon VERBOTEN
-dancing with the wife VERBOTEN

not to mention some other fundamental things

-free speech VERBOTEN
-freedom to change your religion VERBOTEN

etc.

So, thanks, but no thanks. Muslims can do whatever they like, but THERE, not HERE. Islamomarxists and other useful idiots can also move over THERE, if they wish.
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cailin maith replied

24 October 2012, 14:01
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE ? The Register

My day is ruined
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mudskipper replied

24 October 2012, 14:00
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

What bacon shortage??

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE ? The Register
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cailin maith replied

24 October 2012, 13:58
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

How about: When the global bacon shortage hits next year, they'll let us have their share.

What bacon shortage??
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mudskipper replied

24 October 2012, 13:57
How about: When the global bacon shortage hits next year, they'll let us have their share.
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NotAllThere replied

24 October 2012, 13:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

How about their suicide bombers never doing it twice.

Neither did the Christians who invented the practice.
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