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d000hg replied

18 October 2012, 20:50
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You're a bunch of creampie gobbling teapots.

Are we back in the password thread?

Freedom of speech should not be allowed.
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hyperD replied

18 October 2012, 18:44
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I guess the attempt by hyperD and myself to kick off a round of food based insults has failed. Faggot.

Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly...
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mudskipper replied

18 October 2012, 14:21
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Failed; your insult is not food related.

Eggy fart breath.
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MyUserName replied

18 October 2012, 14:14
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Failed; your insult is not food related.

It is for you as you would be eating the discharge
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doomage replied

18 October 2012, 14:12
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Failed; your insult is not food related.

Hypocritical knob gobbler.
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Mich the Tester replied

18 October 2012, 14:11
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

Belt up, the sack of you. You are so stupid you would never have found your way out of your mother if a thousand cocks had not paved the way!

Failed; your insult is not food related.
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MyUserName replied

18 October 2012, 14:09
Belt up, the sack of you. You are so stupid you would never have found your way out of your mother if a thousand cocks had not paved the way!
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Mich the Tester replied

18 October 2012, 12:00
Originally posted by moggy View Post

Leather clad whip wielding sausage jockey

Oh shut up, sandwich filling.
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moggy replied

18 October 2012, 11:58
Leather clad whip wielding sausage jockey
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Mich the Tester replied

18 October 2012, 11:54
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

That has another meaning which I won't be gobbling.
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EternalOptimist replied

18 October 2012, 11:53
rowan atkinson is right. even if his cock does make gorgonzola smell nice
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Gibbon replied

18 October 2012, 11:53
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You're a bunch of creampie gobbling teapots.

That has another meaning which I won't be gobbling.
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Mich the Tester replied

18 October 2012, 11:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Just stop it now or you are mincemeat.

Chutney spoon licker.
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BrilloPad replied

18 October 2012, 11:51
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

who wants food based insults ? snot gobblers

Just stop it now or you are mincemeat.
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Mich the Tester replied

18 October 2012, 11:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

who wants food based insults ? snot gobblers

That's well out of order, even worse than calling someone 'agent'; go back to sucking your soggy biscuit.
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