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Previously on "Taser first and ask questions later"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think you're confusing tasering with lasering.
    I think the police confused tasering with phasering. Luckily they set to stun rather than kill.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doomage View Post
    Imagine if the old guys vision had been restored after the tasering. Truly a story worthy of NickFitz monday links from the future.
    I think you're confusing tasering with lasering.

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  • doomage
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    Imagine if the old guys vision had been restored after the tasering. Truly a story worthy of NickFitz monday links from the future.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WSS

    A blind person wouldn't really have the visual clue and so would just assume it was shouting. Of course Old Hack will dispute this. Old Hack is placed in a blindfold and shouted at would be able to tell the distance, direction and even the hair colour of the shouter. I have been led to believe this is because of years of Kung Fu and Cricket training to a semi professional level. He's the David Carradine of the blindfolded world and possibly the bedroom cupboard, orange in mouth world as well.
    You are a aren't you. Did you not see the italics around the apparently? Do you understand what I could have meant by this.

    Where the fook did that fat riddled brain get king fu? Cricket I have played semi professionally, what's the fookin big deal fat boy? Do you know what that actually means? There are others on this board who have played senior level sport. Go wag those fat fookin fingers at them.

    God you drain me of hope for this feckin race sometimes MF

    No wonder so many people chipped in to get you to fook off for a while

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  • Troll
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    Fortunate for him that he wasn't also carrying a repaired chair leg

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    How much is his house worth and who inherited it?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think he would be pretty traumatised, and is one case who deserves his compensation.
    Sorry but I don't think he deserves compensation. Only because their is way too much compensation culture out there.

    But the officer should be sacked. Blind cretin.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Without a visual cue to indicate that "Stop now" is directed at you (when you're doing nothing that would warrant being yelled at) it's understandable he didn't realise it was a) the police and b) being shouted at him.

    I think he would be pretty traumatised, and is one case who deserves his compensation.
    WSS

    A blind person wouldn't really have the visual clue and so would just assume it was shouting. Of course Old Hack will dispute this. Old Hack is placed in a blindfold and shouted at would be able to tell the distance, direction and even the hair colour of the shouter. I have been led to believe this is because of years of Kung Fu and Cricket training to a semi professional level. He's the David Carradine of the blindfolded world and possibly the bedroom cupboard, orange in mouth world as well.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Has anyone here been tasered?
    Apparently almost everyone at the last CUK meet up.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Apparently the chap did himself no favours by ignoring the 'stop now' command, but really, could he really not tell it was a white stick, or was he practising Ninja moves with it?

    I am very happy the chap is already taking advise on how to act now 'scared to go out', 'really affected my personality', 'I sometimes taste the electricity in my sleep'. Good man, should get a nice lump sum for his retirement.

    Officer should be drummed out of the force. Old fella like that chap could have keeled over.

    Has anyone here been tasered? I went to a BBQ once where someone had a taser, and by the evening, most men were keen to try it. I didn't, as I don't drink, but tulip it was funny.

    Without a visual cue to indicate that "Stop now" is directed at you (when you're doing nothing that would warrant being yelled at) it's understandable he didn't realise it was a) the police and b) being shouted at him.

    I think he would be pretty traumatised, and is one case who deserves his compensation.

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  • Old Hack
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    Apparently the chap did himself no favours by ignoring the 'stop now' command, but really, could he really not tell it was a white stick, or was he practising Ninja moves with it?

    I am very happy the chap is already taking advise on how to act now 'scared to go out', 'really affected my personality', 'I sometimes taste the electricity in my sleep'. Good man, should get a nice lump sum for his retirement.

    Officer should be drummed out of the force. Old fella like that chap could have keeled over.

    Has anyone here been tasered? I went to a BBQ once where someone had a taser, and by the evening, most men were keen to try it. I didn't, as I don't drink, but tulip it was funny.

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  • Platypus
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    No, no, perfectly reasonable .... according to some posters on here who think the police can do no wrong

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  • Robinho
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    Sounds like the end of Return of the Jedi.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Probably an officer demoted from the terror squad. They all have itchy trigger fingers apparently.

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  • Ketchup
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    Poor guy didn't even see it coming

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