Reply to: Lets attack Ireland..!!

[Ignis Fatuus]

Hole in plan number 1; we haven't really got that many friends.

Why are we called "limeys"? From the Royal Navy's use of limes to prevent scurvy.

Are limes better for Vitamin C than lemons? No, lemons are better.

So why didn't the Royal Navy use lemons? Because we had pissed off practically every place in the world that grew lemons, so none of them would sell to us (we got limes from our own slave colonies).

Not much change there, then.

[Mich the Tester]

The amount of money they woud make via oil in a year would be made easily in a day by our investment banks. They can keep the oil.

[BA to the Stars]

That's the right the coalition of the willing, could include countries such as Poland and the Ukraine. The UK would then provide logistics.

We could outsource to General Bob and his merry men

[BA to the Stars]

Didn't we lend Ireland billions recently?

Lets charge Wonga rates now they have oil

[fullyautomatix]

The amount of money they woud make via oil in a year would be made easily in a day by our investment banks. They can keep the oil.

[Troll]

I firmly believe they have WMDs and could strike at any time..

BBC News - Ireland 'close to oil billions'

Didn't we lend Ireland billions recently?

[DodgyAgent]

He's awful busy somewhere browbeating every member of staff in the office & possibly looking at himself in the mirror reminding himself how totally amazing he is.

Good, then give him a shovel, snorkel and flippers and tell him to get on with it

[cailin maith]

What's aussielong up to these days?

He's awful busy somewhere browbeating every member of staff in the office & possibly looking at himself in the mirror reminding himself how totally amazing he is.

[DodgyAgent]

You can have the oil if you like but for the love of God, leave us the spods.

You are welcome to them

[cailin maith]

Send in troops from the colonies and pinch all their potatoes -that will sort them out.

You can have the oil if you like but for the love of God, leave us the spuds.

[DodgyAgent]

I think you misunderstand - I don't actually mean *we* would attack..

Lets put together a coalition and let others do our dirty work..

And we should start immediately with cricketing sanctions..

Send in troops from the colonies and pinch all their potatoes -that will sort them out.
What's aussielong up to these days?

[BlasterBates]

That's the right the coalition of the willing, could include countries such as Poland and the Ukraine. The UK would then provide logistics.

[Mich the Tester]

I think you misunderstand - I don't actually mean *we* would attack..

Lets put together a coalition and let others do our dirty work..

And we should start immediately with cricketing sanctions..

Hole in plan number 1; we haven't really got that many friends.

[BankingContractor]

I think you misunderstand - I don't actually mean *we* would attack..

Lets put together a coalition and let others do our dirty work..

And we should start immediately with cricketing sanctions..

No, don't invade Ireland. They fight back. Invade France instead.

[Mich the Tester]

Lets not post the ad until after the invasion..

They beat us last year in the cricket World Cup - clearly, they are a threat to our freedom and our way of life..

What's next - will they beat us in football? or darts? where does it end..

Time for a pre-emptive strike.. we'll worry about US resolutions later, there is no time to waste..

No, don't invade Ireland. They fight back. Invade France instead.