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[BrilloPad]

'eating the orange' is the name for a particularly nasty perversion where I come from.
I will only reveal the details to any forum-ladies who agree to put some orange peel down their gusset, and let me try to nibble the pips out of it, with a blindfold on and my hands tied behind my back



damn, I think I may have given the game away

I thought it involved a mars bar?

[MarillionFan]

'eating the orange' is the name for a particularly nasty perversion where I come from.
I will only reveal the details to any forum-ladies who agree to put some orange peel down their gusset, and let me try to nibble the pips out of it, with a blindfold on and my hands tied behind my back

damn, I think I may have given the game away

Its normally called 'bobbing for apples' and consists of some apples and a bowl of water. Next you'll be sexualising blind mans buff!

[EternalOptimist]

'eating the orange' is the name for a particularly nasty perversion where I come from.
I will only reveal the details to any forum-ladies who agree to put some orange peel down their gusset, and let me try to nibble the pips out of it, with a blindfold on and my hands tied behind my back



damn, I think I may have given the game away

[MarillionFan]

Ah that feels better.

I take it you're still wearing the tights and eating the orange then?

[sasguru]

So I just need an orange and some tights for that, correct? Back in a sec.

Ah that feels better.

[SimonMac]

Make sure you have an escape mechanism.

I know a lot about these things as i used to be a necrophiliac S&M fan who liked a bit of beastiality....but gave up when i found i was flogging a dead horse

I am normally very tolerant to people and their own ways, but I have to draw the line at those who like auto erotic asphyxiation, those people really should be strung up!

[Old Hack]

Why the fook would you need in excess of two hours? I said write them down, not carve them in granite!!

Well, mostly to stop laughing once we'd tested you

[shaunbhoy]

How about I write down a list of my mates within the number of minutes that equals your IQ.
Now that would be a challenge.

Why the fook would you need in excess of two hours? I said write them down, not carve them in granite!!

[sasguru]

Have you tried auto erotic asphyxiation?

So I just need an orange and some tights for that, correct? Back in a sec.

[sasguru]

Try writing out a list of all your mates. Then come back at half-past and I'll come up with something else for you.

HTH

How about I write down a list of my mates within the number of minutes that equals your IQ.
Now that would be a challenge.

[Ketchup]

Have you tried auto erotic asphyxiation?

Make sure you have an escape mechanism.

I know a lot about these things as i used to be a necrophiliac S&M fan who liked a bit of beastiality....but gave up when i found i was flogging a dead horse

[sasguru]

Time to pick up your sprog, get the dinner on for the missus and tidy the house you sad git.

We have staff for that.
HTH, loser.

[shaunbhoy]

Try writing out a list of all your mates. Then come back at half-past and I'll come up with something else for you.

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Even cretin-baiting has lost its charm, they're all too easy. What shall I do?
Is it time for a doom economics thread?

Yes. I've become interested in the question of whether 'the economy' as it's mentioned in the meejah every day really exists or is a satisfactory way to sum up all the economic activity going on from day to day. I'm starting to think there's really more than one economy. There's a zombie economy that's largely doomed but surviving on inertia, consisting largely of huge bureaucratic corporations and government departments, employing legions of people who don't actually contribute to making and selling useful stuff or services, and there's a sort of parallel economy with companies who are doing very well, where companies aren't bogged down by compliance departments, ISO handbooks et cetera but work with a very flat structure with almost everyone dealing with customers every day, little paperwork and people who belong to the best in their field.

[Troll]

HTH