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Previously on "Whats Yellow and Dangerous?"

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    For a man in a relationship with his brain injured mother, he claims a worrying knowledge about the sexual preferences of a seven year old.
    As I said before Greg, I am not talking to anally retentive, anal loving, sockies.

    Go away SB, I am not your type. Anyway, I believe someone, somewhere, has put an 'e' before an 'i'. That should get you knocking one off.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Son. Magic, the point at which shaunyboy thinks people have lost the argument.

    You do systematically follow me about, and post about me MF. It's nice, and I am flattered, but no, I am not one for man love, or bum sex. Speak to your daughter, for she likes both.
    For a man in a relationship with his brain injured mother, he claims a worrying knowledge about the sexual preferences of a seven year old.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Follow? Don't be so absurd. We're the only two on at the moment. I'm just giving you the opportunity to try and post something funny.
    You'll get there at some point son.
    Son. Magic, the point at which shaunyboy thinks people have lost the argument.

    You do systematically follow me about, and post about me MF. It's nice, and I am flattered, but no, I am not one for man love, or bum sex. Speak to your daughter, for she likes both.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    You see, the more you follow me around, the less original you get, like fat boy.

    You're just tired now MF, I would have thought after the ban you came back rejuvanted, but you're actually a worse incarnation.

    As you're the village idiot, I think it's time for a demotion. I think you should stick to licking supermarket windows.
    Follow? Don't be so absurd. We're the only two on at the moment. I'm just giving you the opportunity to try and post something funny.
    You'll get there at some point son.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Old Hacks Chinese boyfriends venereal disease.
    You see, the more you follow me around, the less original you get, like fat boy.

    You're just tired now MF, I would have thought after the ban you came back rejuvanted, but you're actually a worse incarnation.

    As you're the village idiot, I think it's time for a demotion. I think you should stick to licking supermarket windows.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    MF's chinese boyfriend
    Old Hacks Chinese boyfriends venereal disease.

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  • Old Hack
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    MF's chinese boyfriend

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Old Hacks wifes venereal disease?
    It's more green and browny, so you're wrong again.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    MF's teeth?
    Old Hacks wifes venereal disease?

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  • Old Hack
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    MF's teeth?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Nick Clegg?

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  • Ignis Fatuus
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Dirty Harry on a bus.

    A Banana with flick knife.

    a Vat return overdue reminder.

    jaegermeister

    NLdyUK in a an easter chick outfit.

    Snow
    If your Jägermeister bottle contains yellow fluid, it has been got at.

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  • Robinho
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    Hah

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Robinho View Post
    How were the biscuits?
    soggy

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  • Robinho
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yum yum.

    do you mind, I'm trying to have me tea here





    How were the biscuits?

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