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Is an accurate reflection as to how many times a man will think about sex in a day!
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Of course you did. And that despite the fact that the thread title had the /day appendage.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI thought it was alluding to how many calories SB eats an hour.
The reasons behind this are quite straightforward however. It is because you are as thick as a whale omelette.
HTH
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The third factor is the ageing population.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostActually the majority of the rise is due to net immigration of adults, not birth rate. Open door policy.
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Actually the majority of the rise is due to net immigration of adults, not birth rate. Open door policy.Originally posted by d000hg View PostQuite interesting, around here school sizes have actually bee dropping of late but then obviously it takes years for any acceleration in birth rates to filter through to schools.
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Actually, outside of PCL they are falling, and have been for quite some time.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPopulation growing by 1,000 a day, Office for National Statistics shows - Telegraph
No wonder the roads are packed, school places limited, hospitals failing and house prices rising.
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Even the deprived go to school for the first few years... parents are glad to get shot of the kids until they're maybe secondary school age.
However isn't it known that recession leads to a baby boom in which case lots of the extra would be from middle-class families who can't spend as much on recreation?
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yeah but it's probably a ratio of about 10-1 in favour of more chavlings so they do not really clog up the roads or the schools - it will just hit the dole office and prisons in the next few years.
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Quite interesting, around here school sizes have actually bee dropping of late but then obviously it takes years for any acceleration in birth rates to filter through to schools.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPopulation growing by 1,000 a day, Office for National Statistics shows - Telegraph
No wonder the roads are packed, school places limited, hospitals failing and house prices rising.
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The Turkish lira is doing well.Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostWho blabbed my day rate!!!!
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