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Previously on "I was doing ok there, then she copped off with another bird!!"
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostSuicide is painless
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostYou had me at "dark skinned".
actually, olive skinned would have been ok
i think i had better stop now
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostYou've got to be careful playing those online dungeons and dragons games, EO. HTH:
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostUnbelievable. But True
I was chatting to this doll last night an she was all over me. (not suprising, I am six 2 with muscles like conan the ballbarian)
anyways, just when we were getting down to brass tacks, this dark skinned venus turns up and they started slobbering over each other. Honey this and darling that, and 'oh how ive missed you'
Never ever trust a level 54 necromancer. Ever. Two timing lesbos the lot of them. They lead you on, just till you complete the Lions Gate quest, then they dump you for another bird. nice tits though.
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I was doing ok there, then she copped off with another bird!!
Unbelievable. But True
I was chatting to this doll last night an she was all over me. (not suprising, I am six 2 with muscles like conan the ballbarian)
anyways, just when we were getting down to brass tacks, this dark skinned venus turns up and they started slobbering over each other. Honey this and darling that, and 'oh how ive missed you'
Never ever trust a level 54 necromancer. Ever. Two timing lesbos the lot of them. They lead you on, just till you complete the Lions Gate quest, then they dump you for another bird. nice tits though.
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