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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Do you know if you play a county song backwards the wife returns, the truck gets fixed and the dogs comes back alive
    Mr Nac your D-I-V-O-R-C-E just came through.

    (old but gold - love it though)

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    Can you play it backwards until you have the dogs and the working truck...

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Do you know if you play a county song backwards the wife returns, the truck gets fixed and the dogs comes back alive
    Can you play it backwards until you have the dogs and the working truck...

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Do you know if you play a county song backwards the wife returns, the truck gets fixed and the dogs comes back alive

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  • SimonMac
    replied
    Do you know if you play a county song backwards the wife returns, the truck gets fixed and the dogs comes back alive

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    I'm an idiot self abuser.
    Yes an idiot self abuser.
    But self abuse is just self love,
    And the love is free tonight.
    I didn't post that again. DO WE HAVE A SELF-REPLICATING CHORUS LOOSE? Or is admin playing a funny game?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    In a melancholy mood, into the cigs and wine. Feel like I'm in a Tom Waits song.
    morrissey
    A picture sings a thousand words
    As I look out on an Autumn night
    At least you're a nice person.
    With a switchblade pressed to your throat.
    I usually pay extra for that.
    But tonight the love is free.
    And now you're not so bored.


    Needs a chorus guys and gals
    I'm an idiot self abuser.
    Yes an idiot self abuser.
    But self abuse is just self love,
    And the love is free tonight.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Looked more like a menu to me.
    Gotta be better than the sh1te that win's grammys.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Looked more like a menu to me.
    hic.

    good night folks

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    C'mon, we're writing a song here
    Looked more like a menu to me.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    and the night nests, settles on the floss

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    an 'errant girl with a faraway stare
    Is always in my mind

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Chasing balls and imaginery prey

    an 'errant girl with a faraway stare

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    boring..


    I was playing with the labs , late one night





    Chasing balls and imaginery prey

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    For Gentile

    http://youtu.be/fPoorKnUzec

    No embedding vids anymore?
    Amazing stuff. You can still embed videos (quote this post to see a sample of how):

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