Damn, forgot it was TLAPD today.
Had some German lessons from a gorgeously smiling waitress today. Sadly, not those types of lessons...
(please don't look at my avatar, please don't look at my avatar...)
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Aye me hearty
I be thinkin those Lily-livered mods will keelhaul me if I be keepin the wench fer longer
The scurvy dogs
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ooh aargh. It dont be for one day though troll.
That av will do for
talk like ee pirate day
contortionist saturday
flapjack toosday
how does a woman smell her best friday
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And not a single vertical bacon sandwich !Originally posted by kingcook View PostWhy? We can't see any Raspberry Ripples or Badly Packed Kebabs.
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WFH today so I vote for a link to the full sized original image pls.
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I suppose it is if you're CUKing at clientco with a 5 foot wide monitor.Originally posted by eek View PostCan you change your avatar please. Its distinctly on the other side of NSFW
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Jesus, I thought only that bed wetter d000gh would complain about this, violating women, or some other dross.
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Arrrr, those scurvy dogs not liking a fine wench. I'd make those land lubber dandy's walk the plank.
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'tis only fer a day m'hearties!
Was wondering if I would get a slap from the bedwetting mods though...It could have been much much worse ..lots of ladies appear to like dressing up as pirates
But will revert to botty wiggle if enough object (tip turn display avatars off in your profile setting)
What say 'ee lads
Aye or Nay
oh arrrrr
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PM: FAO Troll
Can you change your avatar please. Its distinctly on the other side of NSFWTags: None
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