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Previously on "Wet handshakes"

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Still, take what you can get, eh?
    Still too good looking, fit and hetrosexual for Shaunyboy

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Sorry Shuanyboy, as I keep telling you, I don't go for fat, jock, ex foot soldiers son, I am not like that, I have always preferred women.
    Still, take what you can get, eh?

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I don't understand the need to have firm handshakes. I have a dodgy right hand, from breaking too many fingers, my wrist, hand and thumb, multiple times, over a masturbating career of almost 40 years, some at a high level
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

    I'd love to help you out with the
    Sorry Shuanyboy, as I keep telling you, I don't go for fat, jock, ex foot soldiers son, I am not like that, I have always preferred women.

    You keep trying though, there's sure to be someone out there.

    Nearly tea time, chins up fat boy.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I don't understand the need to have firm handshakes. I have a dodgy right hand, from breaking too many fingers, my wrist, hand and thumb, multiple times, over a masturbating career of almost 40 years, some at a high level
    ftfy

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  • Old Hack
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    I don't understand the need to have firm handshakes. I have a dodgy right hand, from breaking too many fingers, my wrist, hand and thumb, multiple times, over a cricket career of almost 40 years, some at a high level. The amount of times I have had to comment to people to stop doing it, is insane. I once employed a roofer who simply had the hardest grip I have known, and I heard my thumb knuckle crack as he shook it violently. A friend of a friend, I say before I go near him to watch the hands.

    I don't get it. It proves nothing.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    In the two years I worked there, I never once saw him wash his hands in the gents toilets after taking a pee
    You were a contract toilet attendant, eh?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post

    "See that new contractor over there, I pointed to the seats so we could go sit down and he shook my finger. Freak!"


    ClientCo isn't really a lauging kind of place. Had to turn it into a sneeze.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Those were the days, when Bagpuss and Lucy were so much in <whatever it was they were "in">.

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I love that thread!!
    I only managed to get to the end of the second page as I was trying not to laugh (not good when at ClientCo).

    Many names from the past crop up on that thread.

    Bad badger, dirty badger

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View Post
    The worst for me are those people who proffer just their fingers...kind of like they think they're the pope and you're about to kiss their hand.
    That 'V' sign isn't them wanting to shake your hand.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    I love that thread!!

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  • administrator
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    Not as bad as this:
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...handshake.html

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View Post
    The worst for me are those people who proffer just their fingers...
    whs

    Crush them.

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  • VirtualMonkey
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    The worst for me are those people who proffer just their fingers...kind of like they think they're the pope and you're about to kiss their hand.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    All you little chaps and chapesses worrying about your handshakes.

    There are only 3 you need to worry about and they're not referred to as a "handshake".

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