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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostSorry Shuanyboy, as I keep telling you, I don't go for fat, jock, ex foot soldiers son, I am not like that, I have always preferred women.
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI don't understand the need to have firm handshakes. I have a dodgy right hand, from breaking too many fingers, my wrist, hand and thumb, multiple times, over a masturbating career of almost 40 years, some at a high levelOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
I'd love to help you out with the
You keep trying though, there's sure to be someone out there.
Nearly tea time, chins up fat boy.
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI don't understand the need to have firm handshakes. I have a dodgy right hand, from breaking too many fingers, my wrist, hand and thumb, multiple times, over a masturbating career of almost 40 years, some at a high level
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I don't understand the need to have firm handshakes. I have a dodgy right hand, from breaking too many fingers, my wrist, hand and thumb, multiple times, over a cricket career of almost 40 years, some at a high level. The amount of times I have had to comment to people to stop doing it, is insane. I once employed a roofer who simply had the hardest grip I have known, and I heard my thumb knuckle crack as he shook it violently. A friend of a friend, I say before I go near him to watch the hands.
I don't get it. It proves nothing.
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Originally posted by ferret View Post
"See that new contractor over there, I pointed to the seats so we could go sit down and he shook my finger. Freak!"
ClientCo isn't really a lauging kind of place. Had to turn it into a sneeze.
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Originally posted by administrator View PostNot as bad as this:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...handshake.html
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI love that thread!!
Many names from the past crop up on that thread.
Bad badger, dirty badger
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Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View PostThe worst for me are those people who proffer just their fingers...kind of like they think they're the pope and you're about to kiss their hand.
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Originally posted by administrator View PostNot as bad as this:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...handshake.html
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Originally posted by VirtualMonkey View PostThe worst for me are those people who proffer just their fingers...
Crush them.
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The worst for me are those people who proffer just their fingers...kind of like they think they're the pope and you're about to kiss their hand.
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All you little chaps and chapesses worrying about your handshakes.
There are only 3 you need to worry about and they're not referred to as a "handshake".
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