Reply to: £70 to achieve perfection

[hyperD]

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

"Terrain, pull up...Terrain, pull up"

[SimonMac]

I have some delicious protein shakes that can also be applied as a topical cream. £50 a dose.

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

Shirley a good Plan B, you two could make money hand over fist

[norrahe]

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

I'm sure some women would pay you to keep it to yourself

[nomadd]

I have some delicious protein shakes that can also be applied as a topical cream. £50 a dose.

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

[doodab]

I have some delicious protein shakes that can also be applied as a topical cream. £50 a dose.

[SueEllen]

Have you tried drinking 2 litres of water per day?

Yes.

I spent a lot of time on the toilet.

It was interesting trying out all the female and disabled toilets on the client's site.

Anyway it's a myth.

[BrilloPad]

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[nomadd]

It does actually list water, not aqua. No gold though, considering it's 'Pure Gold'

As in Pure Comedy Gold.

[BrilloPad]

It does actually list water, not aqua. No gold though, considering it's 'Pure Gold'

http://www.boots.com/en/Pure-Gold-Co...-50ml_1244703/

Have you tried drinking 2 litres of water per day?

[mudskipper]

£70, it must contain that expensive ingredient 'Aqua'

It does actually list water, not aqua. No gold though, considering it's 'Pure Gold'

http://www.boots.com/en/Pure-Gold-Co...-50ml_1244703/

[nomadd]

Assuming the product is as useless as it probably will be, I wonder if I'd get my money back with evidence of it not working.

Legal Affairs

The best part is at the top: "...customers who read between the fine lines discover that the most potent active ingredient is their own gullibility."

[SueEllen]

£70, it must contain that expensive ingredient 'Aqua'

[BrilloPad]

Wonder how many hits I'd get.

I would take a look. But would MTT?

[Paddy]

And don't forget the £250 jar of moisturiser that they try to get you to buy...

£70, it must contain that expensive ingredient 'Aqua'

[cojak]

Very sceptical about so-called "beauty" fads.

Latest to hit the headlines is collagen drinks. Endorsed by celebs such as Aneka Rice.

Recommended to be taken daily for 4 weeks (8 weeks for "longer lasting" results). 10 cost £35 from boots - with a 3 for 2 that would mean £70 for a month's supply.

Considering setting up a blog with close up daily photos of my ugly bits to watch the beautification in action, but would mean forking out £70. Could be a laugh though - couldn't find a single before/after photo on intertubes thingy. Wonder how many hits I'd get.

Assuming the product is as useless as it probably will be, I wonder if I'd get my money back with evidence of it not working.

And don't forget the £250 jar of moisturiser that they try to get you to buy...