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Previously on "Kate Middleton's norks"

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  • darmstadt
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    Well there are 2 responses the UK populace could follow:

    - as followers of Islam seem to go beserk when someone insults them, i.e. rioting over a half-arsed film that only probably 1% have seen, surely the British population should be burning the French flag, protesting outside the embassy, you get the drift, or

    - the British paparazzi should be taking as many pictures of French hoity-toity people, in particular they should be sticking their cameras in the faces of the publishers, editors and photographers of said publication. See how they like it...

    However, nothing will happen apart from disgusted of Tunbridge Wells not buying Golden Delicious anymore

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Beats me why we got into this idiocy about sexuality. It's all thanks to the stupid "Religions of the book". If we all wandered aroung with tits/fannies/cocks/balls/arses on display as nature intended there would be no problem. We've all got them.

    PS Each of us has some of them I mean.
    PPS Great there is no silly CUK word censorship now, it's a sensible first step.
    In the Middle Ages the members of the royal court would witness the royal consummation and the royal birth. They would have seen far more of the monarchs bits than what we have seen. Not to mention what the 'Groom of the King's Close Stool' had seen.
    Last edited by Paddy; 17 September 2012, 19:47.

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  • xoggoth
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    Beats me why we got into this idiocy about sexuality. It's all thanks to the stupid "Religions of the book". If we all wandered aroung with tits/fannies/cocks/balls/arses on display as nature intended there would be no problem. We've all got them.

    PS Each of us has some of them I mean.
    PPS Great there is no silly CUK word censorship now, it's a sensible first step.

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  • stevejohnson
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    they are less than average no point in googling them...

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  • SimonMac
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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I found some pictures of Kate noshing off a couple of black fellas next to a swimming pool in the US. I wonder if they're real.
    No, must be fake. They were Mexicans.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    That's Prince Harry blacked up.
    FTFY

    :nazi:

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I found some pictures of Kate noshing off a couple of black fellas next to a swimming pool in the US. I wonder if they're real.
    That's Prince Harry in a wig.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I wonder if they're real.
    As long as it wasn't a link to the Daily Mail, probably are.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I found the pics of Pippa Middleton topless but no luck yet with Kate ....
    I found some pictures of Kate noshing off a couple of black fellas next to a swimming pool in the US. I wonder if they're real.

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  • Platypus
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    I found the pics of Pippa Middleton topless but no luck yet with Kate ....

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    And there was silly old me thinking that you were sneering at/smearing people who believe in free enterprise.
    Quite the opposite. I was sneering at those complaining at the enterprising photographer.

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    not that i'm aware of but you could always just imagine a cold cheese toastie being seperated and reality could only be better than that
    Ah..but is the toast well done and hairy or lightly toasted and smeared in peanut butter?

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
    Any pics of her clunge?
    not that i'm aware of but you could always just imagine a cold cheese toastie being seperated and reality could only be better than that

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    What Hilary?
    Nah...Kate's

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