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Previously on "She bit me. right on the beer belly"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I had this bright red reaction about two inches in diameter that persisted for 4 weeks. It has just started to fade.
    With those symptoms it might be an idea to check with your doc that it's not Lyme disease.

    Dr Styles

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  • BrilloPad
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    Why did you have you beer belly out? I always had to pictured as the smart sort - ironed shirt. Not as some sort of chav in shorts.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    a blackfly, in Manchester ???


    little git.
    They're not fussy

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    A little bit uncharitable?

    Eo - it's probably a blackfly bite. They're evil little sods.


    a blackfly, in Manchester ???


    little git.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Robinho View Post
    Like shooting womp rats.
    A little bit uncharitable?

    Eo - it's probably a blackfly bite. They're evil little sods.

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  • Robinho
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    Like shooting womp rats.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic She bit me. right on the beer belly

    She bit me. right on the beer belly

    I dont normally react to insect bites. But some mega death beetle must have flown through a portal from hades, homed in on me and sucked the life blood from my stomache.


    I had this bright red reaction about two inches in diameter that persisted for 4 weeks. It has just started to fade.

    What puzzles me is the guidance system that this bastid employed ? how on earth did it manage to home in on a tiny target like my beer belly ??




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