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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I can think of many things that rhyme with orange, granted they may not be real words but neither is weljel, reem or any of the other bollocks on TOWIE
    Sorry, are you suggesting I watch this TOWIE tulipe in order that the adverts become the high point of my viewing?

    I used to live near Essex. ******* horrible place.

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  • SimonMac
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    I can think of many things that rhyme with orange, granted they may not be real words but neither is weljel, reem or any of the other bollocks on TOWIE

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It annoys me that this word doesn't rhyme with much else. Like wank, tulip or total bollocks.
    Be creative

    Think Arctic Monkeys.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It annoys me that this word doesn't rhyme with much else. Like wank, tulip or total bollocks.
    95% of my media consumption is via the Internet. FF, Adblock, Noscript and Ghostery remove the ad-cr4p.

    For the other 5% of my media consumption, my Humax PVR lets me record everything and skip the adverts.

    So no wank, tulip or total bollocks consumed.

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  • suityou01
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    Dafuq??

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  • OwlHoot
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    Doesn't have to be a single word. You could have a line ending in "bad hurt" (I think - or is that not a proper rhyme for "advert")

    "silver", "purple", "orange", "month", "angst", "scalp", "twelfth", "depth", and "width" on the other hand ..

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  • vetran
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    spurts, yurts, dirts, hurts, skirts, flirts

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  • doodab
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    It annoys me that this word doesn't rhyme with much else. Like wank, tulip or total bollocks.

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