Man with allegedly ..the worlds biggest todger

[DimPrawn]

Two fascinating facts about DimPrawn.



One, my nob is exactly the same length as two Argos pens laid end to end.


Two, I'm banned from Argos.

[Doggy Styles]

Only if I fold it in half.

Impressive! Do you could give yourself a blowjob while in the act of shagging?

[BrilloPad]

Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?

Only if I fold it in half.

[mudskipper]

comment made me laugh:

It happens!

[speling bee]

Perhaps he's the only man on earth who did actually respond to the MaxGentleman emails.

Perhaps he is Max Gentleman.

[mudskipper]

Perhaps he's the only man on earth who did actually respond to the MaxGentleman emails.

[EternalOptimist]

Allegedly, the woman with the worlds tightest twat



tightest cnt

[Old Hack]

I knew a chippie we employed who had a stupid sized cock. He'd get it out all the time: in the pub, cricket pitch, anywhere really. I asked him why once, he said wouldn't you?

I guess if you have a foot long dog, you'd be more than happy to show it off.

Love the line, was stopped at airport security as they thought it was a bomb (is that a gun in your pocket or.....)

[vetran]

comment made me laugh:

When I read the headline 'Living with the world's largest p4nis' I fully expected an article written by Piers Morgan's flatmate...
- John, Cambridge, United Kingdom, 6/9/2012 23:26

[SimonMac]

Jonah Falcon, 13.5 inches, on living with the world's biggest penis

Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?

Yes but the missus keeps it in a draw by here bed

[Spacecadet]

Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?

How would you possibly use something that small?

[Troll]

Jonah Falcon, 13.5 inches, on living with the world's biggest penis

Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?