First Love

[SimonMac]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.

Ah well the thought was there I suppose

[Paddy]

I once found a dog eared copy of Razzle, does that count?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.

[escapeUK]

The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!

But he was gone when Autumn came. And still I dream he'll come to me. But there are dreams that cannot be, and there are storms we cannot weather.

[sasguru]

put it on, she said, lets not tarry
if you dont we will have to marry
So near a canal in the sticks
It blew off in her nicks
So I flipped her and went for the gary

You romantic, you.

[nomadd]

We ended up at her place,


I waded through the johnnies,


She put another notch in her bedstead,


while I watched The Two Ronnies

[EternalOptimist]

put it on, she said, lets not tarry
if you dont we will have to marry
So near a canal in the sticks
It blew off in her nicks
So I flipped her and went for the gary

[Troll]

It was on the bridge at midnight
Throwing jam rags at the moon
She said she'd never had it
She spoke too bloody soon

[nomadd]

Did we really need another Gentile thread.

Er, he was referring to his time with AndyW.

[Robinho]

Did we really need another Gentile thread.

[Gibbon]

How is your wrist these days?

limp...

[EternalOptimist]

It was a moonlit night on the canal bank in Bootle.
She was flushed and ready, lips parted in anticipation,

she insisted I wore a condom, which was right.

Afterwards we lay in each other arms, in the soft light,kissing gently, me getting ready for round 2, whilst she was getting ready for an encore, then she found it.



then end of a condom, in her nicks, blown clean off. spoiled my fckng night that did

[DimPrawn]

My first love was black, petite and had a poor memory.

My first love

[SupremeSpod]

The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!

How is your wrist these days?

[SimonMac]

I once found a dog eared copy of Razzle, does that count?

[Gibbon]

The warm weather had me thinking of my first love, what a glorious summer that was!

A summer of a thousand wet soft kisses
A summer of a thousand sweet caresses
Endless skies teeming with endless love
Walking on high, blessings from above
No broken hearts and shattered dreams
Only fragrant flowers and warm sunbeams
Oh how I miss my summer love.