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Mailman replied

14 June 2006, 08:44
Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk

BBC is still reporting it as a Israeli shell - although they are starting to hedge their bets

If the BBC is backing away from its automatic support for anything anti-israel/america then there must really be something dodgy about this event!

Mailman
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Fleetwood replied

14 June 2006, 08:41
You just beat me to it, DG.
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Mr Crosby replied

14 June 2006, 08:41
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

It's
temporary
it's
wizard's

Comprehensive education, sorry.
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Dundeegeorge replied

14 June 2006, 08:29
Where's Fleety this a.m.?

It's
temporary
it's
wizard's
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Mr Crosby replied

14 June 2006, 08:27
Originally posted by zeitghost

Removes the need to wear nappies...

Its only a tempory measure, another 100+ clients and its back to a wizards sleeve.
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Clownio replied

14 June 2006, 07:52
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Yeah I'm quite an impulsive person, I saw the sign and it seemed fairly cheap so I thought, what the hey. I think they are going to make it illegal if Turkey join the EU.

I really hope they do !

But only just noticed the detail......

Originally posted by Joe Black.

............It narrows your passage by up to 6cm..

6cm It narrows your back passage by 6cm ???

WTF
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Joe Black. replied

13 June 2006, 14:16
Originally posted by Clownio

So, did you go to Turkey specifically to have this done or did you have it done because it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time - like having a henna tattoo perhaps ??

Must bloody hurt though.

Yeah I'm quite an impulsive person, I saw the sign and it seemed fairly cheap so I thought, what the hey. I think they are going to make it illegal if Turkey join the EU.
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DaveB replied

13 June 2006, 14:08
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Thank you. I hate bad grammer;

. as you should well know
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Clownio replied

13 June 2006, 14:06
Originally posted by Joe Black.

I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.

So, did you go to Turkey specifically to have this done or did you have it done because it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time - like having a henna tattoo perhaps ??

Must bloody hurt though.
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Joe Black. replied

13 June 2006, 14:02
Originally posted by threaded

you're

Thank you. I hate bad grammer;
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threaded replied

13 June 2006, 13:57
you're
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DaveB replied

13 June 2006, 13:50
Originally posted by Joe Black.

I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.

Obviously that wasn't enough, since your still talking.
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bennyboy replied

13 June 2006, 13:48
Originally posted by Joe Black.

I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.

You seem to have gone from one very extreme to another!
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Joe Black. replied

13 June 2006, 13:38
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

You must be very tight. Does it hurt you to take a dump?

I had anal stitching done a while back when I was in Turkey on holiday. It narrows your passage by up to 6cm.
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Mr Crosby replied

13 June 2006, 13:36
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Don't eat them then, make anal beads out of them instead.

You must be very tight. Does it hurt you to take a dump?
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