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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    er.... it was a bit of a joke. ^^^^^^ @rsehole, passing through ....aw fergerrit


    but in fact we came from the west, across the nullabor, down from Perth



    From inside or outside?

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Is it still a requirement to get a criminal record to get into Oz? If so, your'e sorted

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    From which side?
    er.... it was a bit of a joke. ^^^^^^ @rsehole, passing through ....aw fergerrit


    but in fact we came from the west, across the nullabor, down from Perth



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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I don't know, I was only passing through





    From which side?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Which must make Port Augusta the arsehole of Australia.
    I don't know, I was only passing through





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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post



    just to add insult to injury, I got pulled over at a place called 'Iron Knob', just west of port Augusta

    I sh!t you not


    Which must make Port Augusta the arsehole of Australia.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Fined for speeding eh? Not being caught with your kecks round your ankles, pointing at the old man and standing beside the sign with the name of the town on it whilst Mrs EO took a photo?


    Ususally if EO's caught with his kecks round his ankles it's more likely to be in a carpark in Cheshire... 'cos he's been caught unawares by something dodgy he's eaten

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post



    just to add insult to injury, I got pulled over at a place called 'Iron Knob', just west of port Augusta

    I sh!t you not


    Fined for speeding eh? Not being caught with your kecks round your ankles, pointing at the old man and standing beside the sign with the name of the town on it whilst Mrs EO took a photo?

    I'll believe whatever answer you give ...

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  • fckvwls
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Suityou01 came first. In Gentile. But his 'blades' were too long. Result: ban.

    Think that's a fair recap on today.
    Did she complain about a missing 4 inches that his competition is using?

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    er... 'whats happening at the paralympics Sport?' type of thing ??
    Suityou01 came first. In Gentile. But his 'blades' were too long. Result: ban.

    Think that's a fair recap on today.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post



    just to add insult to injury, I got pulled over at a place called 'Iron Knob', just west of port Augusta

    I sh!t you not


    Don't worry it won't stand up in court

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    er... 'whats happening at the paralympics Sport?' type of thing ??





    Some bastard is cheating, he's got wheels!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Er, we've got half the worlds population over here. At least the Aussies have a basic - and I do mean basic - grasp of English.
    er... 'whats happening at the paralympics Sport?' type of thing ??





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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Er, we've got half the worlds population over here. At least the Aussies have a basic - and I do mean basic - grasp of English.
    I'll give them that... that and the ability not to completely cock up making a coffee

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Tell them you have the cash, right now, sat in your pocket. It's theirs if they come over and collect it.
    Tell them you'll see them in court and get them to set a date.

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