I'm thinking about becoming a Tory MP

[BrilloPad]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.

You would be a bit like Boris Johnson - acting like a buffoon on the surface. Though underneath you would be quite different as he is intelligent.

[VirtualMonkey]

I'd vote for you. Would make a change to see a political type talking straight for a change....even if it is about a fantasy world they live in.
Seriously though....I would vote for you. You make me laugh more than cringe, which is better than most MPs

[DimPrawn]

Are you qualified to be a Tory MP?



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Aren't all Tory MPs inbred dullards that look like Andrew Lloyd Webber's ugly twin?




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Aren't you overqualified to be a Tory MP?

[EternalOptimist]

you do realise that you have to provide your own citrus fruit and polythene bag ?

[hyperD]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.

Penchant for stockings and fresh citrus?

[DodgyAgent]

Actually I think they are hard up as well.

Not THAT hard up

[suityou01]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.

You'd get my vote.









For CUK village idiot, anyway.

[d000hg]

Do you look down your nose at everyone and live in a fantasy world?

Check. But he needs to practice hiding his derision at people's ideas/beliefs, these are PC times after all.

[Doggy Styles]

They are fed up not hard up

Actually I think they are hard up as well.

[Gibbon]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.

You'd have to tolerate a lot of fools.

[Old Hack]

You may as well come out on here ass, rather than become a tory MP and confirm it that way.

[DodgyAgent]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.

They are fed up not hard up

[MarillionFan]

Do you look down your nose at everyone and live in a fantasy world?

[sasguru]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.