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  • Old Hack
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    Nearly pulled the poor thing off doing my final exams for my first degree. I was told it's a great stress reliever as you can't concentrate on the stress at hand, as such.

    I have an accountancy friend who reckons 20 a day during his p3's. Now that is stress and a very sore cock

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Shouldn't this thread be in Light Relief?
    Badoom tish ™

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  • d000hg
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    Shouldn't this thread be in Light Relief?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Not the newspaper.

    What is your record number of wanks in a day?
    There's bit of you missing, aren't there?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    8,762
    You aren't supposed to count each stroke individually.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Not the newspaper.

    What is your record number of wanks in a day?
    8,762

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  • doodab
    started a topic The Daily Record

    The Daily Record

    Not the newspaper.

    What is your record number of wanks in a day?

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