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I'm alive!! I'm off for brekkie and then the hot tub(hope it's a time machine one!)
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And yet you are an Owl?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHow on Earth would anyone tell the difference between Hustler/Prostitution and Daddy/Boy on a dark night (whatever the difference actually is) ?
They'd need five colour receptors, like a bird, instead of three to detect that slight difference in shades of green.
Shouldn't be a problem at all.
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How on Earth would anyone tell the difference between Hustler/Prostitution and Daddy/Boy on a dark night (whatever the difference actually is) ?Originally posted by Beavis View PostDude
Remember the Hanky code

They'd need five colour receptors, like a bird, instead of three to detect that slight difference in shades of green.
It would be funny to go cruising around in a gay bar showing a pink hanky with purple spots, and have everyone scratching their heads wondering what it meant
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DudeOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've just got back from San Francisco. Been cycling since 11am to 6.30pm, followed by a crap Indian meal, lots of wandering up and down outside Pier 39 before hitting Lous Fish place for the blues and then a bar in Little Italy.
Remember the Hanky code
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I've just got back from San Francisco. Been cycling since 11am to 6.30pm, followed by a crap Indian meal, lots of wandering up and down outside Pier 39 before hitting Lous Fish place for the blues and then a bar in Little Italy. I'll be out before my head hits the zzzzzzzzzz.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHe forgot to post in the wee hours of the morning to remind us he's in America.
Do you think the FBI caught up with him?
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He forgot to post in the wee hours of the morning to remind us he's in America.
Do you think the FBI caught up with him?Tags: None
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