Have you thought of an innovative method of avoiding tax that no-one else knows of?

[Notascooby]

Then you've probably found the best way to get something for nothing.

[Robinho]

I simply don't work.

[Notascooby]

Then think again!

If its not already widely known, been suggested by friends or better still your accountant then what you're proposing is either illegal, not properly thought through or possibly both.

There are far cleverer people paid lots of money to minimise tax payments and generally, unless you're earning shed loads (such as Tony "15 or something companies for one man" Blair) then you'll have to accept the meager benefits that are already well documented and practiced.

Feel free to try your luck though, it brightens up an otherwise dull day.