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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I have got now idea. PLease illicudate us.

    Though this comment did not surprise me "There are no funds thus I will not be completing any works".
    it would have been better if he had offed the accountant!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Yes.

    One wit suggested it was coz the owner had offed his Mrs.

    And guess wot?
    I have got now idea. PLease illicudate us.

    Though this comment did not surprise me "There are no funds thus I will not be completing any works".

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  • zeitghost
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Can someone post a synopsis for us terminally lazy?!
    Yes.

    One wit suggested it was coz the owner had offed his Mrs.

    And guess wot?

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  • SimonMac
    replied
    Can someone post a synopsis for us terminally lazy?!

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Many a true word said in jest.

    Many a true word said in jest.

    Client in Jail, Company insolvent and ceased trading. What do I do next? | AccountingWEB

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    That's one reason for closing a company I suppose.
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