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speling bee replied

30 August 2012, 13:19
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You've never been out with Cliphead then. He even brings two colostomy bags so he never has to leave the bar.

Only because you empty them into your pint glass to catch the dregs.
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MarillionFan replied

30 August 2012, 13:00
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Never seen a 70+ year old put it away with such consistency to be fair....

You've never been out with Cliphead then. He even brings two colostomy bags so he never has to leave the bar.
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Platypus replied

30 August 2012, 12:43
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

normally the Mrs has a go at me when I moan about her mother

Remember this? Still makes me laugh.

Reginald Perrins Mother in Law

Hippo - YouTube
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vetran replied

30 August 2012, 11:38
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

you're all making it worse :-)

And you expected something different?
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speling bee replied

30 August 2012, 11:24
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Did you manage to bone her ?

She wasn't that pissed.
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FiveTimes replied

30 August 2012, 09:44
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Did you manage to bone her ?

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
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fullyautomatix replied

30 August 2012, 09:43
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Went home at last yesterday.....

Good thing (for me at least) is that normally the Mrs has a go at me when I moan about her mother. This time she was glad to get rid off....

Beer supply depleted though. Never seen a 70+ year old put it away with such consistency to be fair....

Did you manage to bone her ?
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psychocandy replied

30 August 2012, 09:11
Went home at last yesterday.....

Good thing (for me at least) is that normally the Mrs has a go at me when I moan about her mother. This time she was glad to get rid off....

Beer supply depleted though. Never seen a 70+ year old put it away with such consistency to be fair....
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speling bee replied

28 August 2012, 10:39
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)

Maybe she's thinking the same.

"But Mrs P, you're beautiful."
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psychocandy replied

28 August 2012, 10:35
you're all making it worse :-)
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chef replied

28 August 2012, 09:54
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Just been sick in my mouth.....

2 girls 1 cup.. you and granny
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psychocandy replied

28 August 2012, 09:49
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

ah ha, I'l keep a look out in Dear Deirdre for a letter from one or the other of you, hot sex, unbelievable, feel guilty, couldn't resist, etc.

Just been sick in my mouth.....
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Gentile replied

28 August 2012, 09:36
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Been here since Saturday and shows no sign of movement yet.... :-(

Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)

'Accidentally' leave your laptop open at xoggoth's granny erotic dream thread. She'll be gone by teatime.
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Platypus replied

28 August 2012, 09:29
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)

ah ha, I'l keep a look out in Dear Deirdre for a letter from one or the other of you, hot sex, unbelievable, feel guilty, couldn't resist, etc.
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psychocandy replied

28 August 2012, 09:15
Thanks for all the helpful advice LOL.

No shes definitely alive because my beer stash in the fridge is depleting rapidly.
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