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Previously on "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    extruding
    Good word. I will make a point of using it today.

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  • xoggoth
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    she wont let me top it
    Your missus sounds a nice lady. You say it is is injured but have you a got a realistic assessment? You should take it to a vet immediately and tell them you will pay whatever it takes to ensure it is restored to nibblingly good health.

    My missus falsely accused nice little mice of eating her tomatos. The holes and droppings seemed far too big for an insect, until I caught a huge caterpillar munching away at one end and extruding a huge pooh at the other.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 27 August 2012, 08:54.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    aha

    I like you
    I like you too.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Ah, Mrs EO said no. More evidence indeed that you are the bloke sitting in the chair two along watching match of the day.


    aha

    I like you

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    do you like bum secks ?
    Ah, Mrs EO said no. More evidence indeed that you are the bloke sitting in the chair two along watching match of the day.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Hang on - are we married????
    do you like bum secks ?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    you are some sort of paranormal super medium

    how did you know about that ?????
    Hang on - are we married????

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I'm told 'Relentless' is the energy drink of the moment
    you are some sort of paranormal super medium

    how did you know about that ?????

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    i'm not going to get much sleep tonight
    I'm told 'Relentless' is the energy drink of the moment

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose

    There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose

    No sooner did NF start a thread about new wildlife being spotted in Essex than Mrs EO came screeching down the stairs.

    there is a wee beastie cowering in bog number 2, and she wont let me top it.

    I reckon its been brought in by one of the mogs, and is injured anyway

    i'm not going to get much sleep tonight



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