There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose

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mudskipper replied

27 August 2012, 09:24
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

extruding

Good word. I will make a point of using it today.
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xoggoth replied

27 August 2012, 08:48
she wont let me top it

Your missus sounds a nice lady. You say it is is injured but have you a got a realistic assessment? You should take it to a vet immediately and tell them you will pay whatever it takes to ensure it is restored to nibblingly good health.

My missus falsely accused nice little mice of eating her tomatos. The holes and droppings seemed far too big for an insect, until I caught a huge caterpillar munching away at one end and extruding a huge pooh at the other.

Last edited by xoggoth; 27 August 2012, 08:54.
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mudskipper replied

26 August 2012, 21:52
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

aha

I like you

I like you too.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 August 2012, 21:51
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Ah, Mrs EO said no. More evidence indeed that you are the bloke sitting in the chair two along watching match of the day.

aha

I like you
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mudskipper replied

26 August 2012, 21:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

do you like bum secks ?

Ah, Mrs EO said no. More evidence indeed that you are the bloke sitting in the chair two along watching match of the day.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 August 2012, 21:47
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Hang on - are we married????

do you like bum secks ?
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mudskipper replied

26 August 2012, 21:45
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

you are some sort of paranormal super medium

how did you know about that ?????

Hang on - are we married????
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EternalOptimist replied

26 August 2012, 21:40
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'm told 'Relentless' is the energy drink of the moment

you are some sort of paranormal super medium

how did you know about that ?????
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mudskipper replied

26 August 2012, 21:39
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

i'm not going to get much sleep tonight

I'm told 'Relentless' is the energy drink of the moment
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26 August 2012, 21:34
There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose

No sooner did NF start a thread about new wildlife being spotted in Essex than Mrs EO came screeching down the stairs.

there is a wee beastie cowering in bog number 2, and she wont let me top it.

I reckon its been brought in by one of the mogs, and is injured anyway

i'm not going to get much sleep tonight
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