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Previously on "The Daleks of CUK Thread"

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  • Black Dalek
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    The thread is titled "Daleks of CUK"

    So no ape-like creatures allowed... the clue is in the title

    P.S. is your surname 'Bates'?

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  • The Master
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    Bunch of stupid tin pepperpots. Still, they serve their purpose.

    Wasn't there a Cyberman lurking around here a while back as well?

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  • Black Dalek
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    Yeah well including Davros in that list is wrong

    & why is Purple helmet above me in the list?

    it's 'cos I'm black innit?

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  • Xenophon
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    Well that is 6 so far (I'm including Davros!):
    1. Davros
    2. Emporer Dalek
    3. Purple Dalek
    4. Black Dalek
    5. Dalek Supreme
    6. inflatable dalek

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    Just check out the red hot sucker action on this little beauty...



    A full 12 months of Dalek-tastic enjoyment.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
    I'm off to trap 2 to touch myself .... Back in 5
    Bogs are a fair walk from your desk then

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  • Jakes Daddy
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    Just check out the red hot sucker action on this little beauty...

    That just beggers belief. I thought Dave B was joking when he mentioned it, but it looks like some sad muppets have beaten him to it ! Sadder still are the plonkers who would buy such drivel.
    Now, a calendar of computer programming languages ..... ohh, that would be bliss. I'm off to trap 2 to touch myself .... Back in 5

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Just check out the red hot sucker action on this little beauty...

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    You know the Title of this thread just screams out for a Calender of some description
    Heh.

    I bet those boy bands / Britney Spears / David Hasselhoff / other top-selling calendar people are literally terrified at the thought of The Daleks of CUK Calendar.

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  • Fleetwood
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    Where's that Gold Dalek and his saucy avatar when you need him?
    Type "Naked Dalek" into Google images.
    hth

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  • inflatable dalek
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    Bet you never thought there would be one like me? Thought I'd float on in and introduce myself. I'm a good contributer for this thread because I'm full of hot air!!

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Dalek Supreme Sounding Off

    Where's that Gold Dalek and his saucy avatar when you need him?

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  • DaveB
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    You know the Title of this thread just screams out for a Calender of some description

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  • Black Dalek
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    Black Lurveee Dalek reporting for duty

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Having noticed yet another dalek here this morning (a purple one in fact) I was wondering what the full contingent of CUK Daleks was. I reckon it could almost be in double figures.

    All CUK daleks step forward, or rather wheel forward in a juddery fashion...
    A Purple One? Never!

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