The thread is titled "Daleks of CUK"
So no ape-like creatures allowed... the clue is in the title
P.S. is your surname 'Bates'?
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Bunch of stupid tin pepperpots. Still, they serve their purpose.
Wasn't there a Cyberman lurking around here a while back as well?
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Yeah well including Davros in that list is wrong
& why is Purple helmet above me in the list?
it's 'cos I'm black innit?
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Well that is 6 so far (I'm including Davros!):
- Davros
- Emporer Dalek
- Purple Dalek
- Black Dalek
- Dalek Supreme
- inflatable dalek
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Originally posted by Dalek SupremeJust check out the red hot sucker action on this little beauty...

A full 12 months of Dalek-tastic enjoyment.
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Bogs are a fair walk from your desk thenOriginally posted by Jakes DaddyI'm off to trap 2 to touch myself ....
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That just beggers belief. I thought Dave B was joking when he mentioned it, but it looks like some sad muppets have beaten him to it ! Sadder still are the plonkers who would buy such drivel.Originally posted by Dalek SupremeJust check out the red hot sucker action on this little beauty...

Now, a calendar of computer programming languages ..... ohh, that would be bliss. I'm off to trap 2 to touch myself ....
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Just check out the red hot sucker action on this little beauty...
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Heh.Originally posted by DaveBYou know the Title of this thread just screams out for a Calender of some description
I bet those boy bands / Britney Spears / David Hasselhoff / other top-selling calendar people are literally terrified at the thought of The Daleks of CUK Calendar.
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Type "Naked Dalek" into Google images.Originally posted by Dalek SupremeWhere's that Gold Dalek and his saucy avatar when you need him?
hth
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Bet you never thought there would be one like me? Thought I'd float on in and introduce myself. I'm a good contributer for this thread because I'm full of hot air!!
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Dalek Supreme Sounding Off
Where's that Gold Dalek and his saucy avatar when you need him?
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You know the Title of this thread just screams out for a Calender of some description
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A Purple One? Never!Originally posted by XenophonHaving noticed yet another dalek here this morning (a purple one in fact) I was wondering what the full contingent of CUK Daleks was. I reckon it could almost be in double figures.
All CUK daleks step forward, or rather wheel forward in a juddery fashion...
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