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Go round to each of the permies, pat them on the head and give them a pound.
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The smart thing to do is
Blow all the money on cakes for the team out of your winnings, after all its only £17, as a contractor you make that sort of money in ten minutes. Now that would really miff the envious ones.
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Just collected my winnings ! £17 not bad for a £1 investment; and all the better that it is permie money !
Just before he paid out, the guy who was organising it was asked who won, and he replied "that scum-bag sub-contractor" !!!

I think it was very good of that Paraguian footballer to score our goal for us - what a nice chap
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Make sure that you bring a couple of dobermans into work to growl at them , just so they dont think that they can get away without paying , after all they are permies.
Us contractors , hard barstuards , but I think its necessaryLast edited by Bitbucket; 12 June 2006, 05:31.
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It's coming home
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Permie-sweepstakes coming home !
Oh life is sweet !! I soooo look forward to collecting their money tomorrow morning !Tags: None
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