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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    I liked "k2p2" best.
    You don't look bad in your avatar as it happens.

    I'd fire a crackshot across your bows!

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    If we're going to be changing logins to represent the poster

    I look forward to seeing posts from GodBotheringDullard, BetwettingNeedyTwat and TheChippyTosser shortly.
    Are they your new sockies ?

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  • wurzel
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!

    Should have gone for mudshark

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  • MarillionFan
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    If we're going to be changing logins to represent the poster

    I look forward to seeing posts from GodBotheringDullard, BetwettingNeedyTwat and TheChippyTosser shortly.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Mmm. If we're going to be changing names Admin can I have

    MFTheGreatestAndFunniestPosterInTheHistoryOfCUKBar None
    You can have MFTheGreatestAndFunniestPosterInTheHistoryOfCUKBar Andyw

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  • MarillionFan
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    Mmm. If we're going to be changing names Admin can I have

    MFTheGreatestAndFunniestPosterInTheHistoryOfCUKBar None

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Phew. I was worried when SM said you'd gone.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I was. Now I'm a damned cool fish.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
    Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
    Come back K2P2 all is forgiven.

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  • mudskipper
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    Snogging mudskippers

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I was. Now I'm a damned cool fish.
    She's right too. I particularly like the way it 'burps' at 1:11 :

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  • Alias
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    A welcome to you in your new form

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I thought you WERE an old lady knitting. Another fantasy destroyed........
    I was. Now I'm a damned cool fish.

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
    Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
    I liked "k2p2" best.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
    Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
    I thought you WERE an old lady knitting. Another fantasy destroyed........

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