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MarillionFan replied

10 October 2016, 17:08
You say Coffee, I say Tea. Coffee, tea! Coffee, tea!
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DodgyAgent replied

10 October 2016, 15:14
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Whatever end makes her gurn like a Cornish fisherman on 3 E's.
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MrMarkyMark replied

10 October 2016, 14:41
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

which part of the wasp are you referring to?

Whatever end makes her gurn like a Cornish fisherman on 3 E's.
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DodgyAgent replied

10 October 2016, 14:37
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

A bulldog chewing on a Wasp comes to mind

which part of the wasp are you referring to?
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MrMarkyMark replied

10 October 2016, 14:33
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I selected her on looks in order to seduce you contractors

A bulldog chewing on a Wasp comes to mind
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vetran replied

10 October 2016, 14:30
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I selected her on looks in order to seduce you contractors

hey not all of us are desperate virgins!

This amused me

Is X Factor rapper Honey G really David Cameron in disguise? | Daily Mail Online
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DodgyAgent replied

10 October 2016, 14:26
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Looks like you didn't select her for her proficiency in the English language

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-bad-name.html

I selected her on looks in order to seduce you contractors
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MrMarkyMark replied

10 October 2016, 14:19
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

She runs my SAP desk

Looks like you didn't select her for her proficiency in the English language

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-bad-name.html
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vetran replied

10 October 2016, 14:16
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

She runs my SAP desk

let me guess

Give me a ref Ref Ref
Once you fail the Interview
I is Deaf, Deaf Deaf
Remember i is de one
That gets to screw U
Dodgy takes 40%
made Through You!
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saptastic replied

10 October 2016, 14:10
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

She runs my SAP desk

That explains everything.
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DodgyAgent replied

10 October 2016, 14:00
Originally posted by saptastic View Post

Honey G is an IT Recruitment Consultant

Any one had a gig off her?

She runs my SAP desk
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saptastic replied

10 October 2016, 13:57
Honey G is an IT Recruiter

Honey G is an IT Recruitment Consultant

Any one had a gig off her?
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RetSet replied

29 August 2015, 19:54
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Let's get this started!

Good troll!

Having said that... 3 acts in, 2 Are Good, 1 is a Joke.

Straight to live audience...

Maybe it's because I'm on my second bottle of Red...
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minestrone replied

29 August 2015, 18:13
Let's get this started!
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minestrone replied

4 January 2015, 00:13
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