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Previously on "The X Factor"

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  • MarillionFan
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    You say Coffee, I say Tea. Coffee, tea! Coffee, tea!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Whatever end makes her gurn like a Cornish fisherman on 3 E's.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    which part of the wasp are you referring to?
    Whatever end makes her gurn like a Cornish fisherman on 3 E's.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    A bulldog chewing on a Wasp comes to mind
    which part of the wasp are you referring to?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I selected her on looks in order to seduce you contractors
    A bulldog chewing on a Wasp comes to mind

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I selected her on looks in order to seduce you contractors
    hey not all of us are desperate virgins!

    This amused me

    Is X Factor rapper Honey G really David Cameron in disguise? | Daily Mail Online




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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Looks like you didn't select her for her proficiency in the English language

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-bad-name.html
    I selected her on looks in order to seduce you contractors

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    She runs my SAP desk
    Looks like you didn't select her for her proficiency in the English language

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-bad-name.html

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    She runs my SAP desk
    let me guess

    Give me a ref Ref Ref
    Once you fail the Interview
    I is Deaf, Deaf Deaf
    Remember i is de one
    That gets to screw U
    Dodgy takes 40%
    made Through You!

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  • saptastic
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    She runs my SAP desk
    That explains everything.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    Honey G is an IT Recruitment Consultant

    Any one had a gig off her?
    She runs my SAP desk

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  • saptastic
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    Honey G is an IT Recruiter

    Honey G is an IT Recruitment Consultant

    Any one had a gig off her?

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  • RetSet
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Let's get this started!
    Good troll!

    Having said that... 3 acts in, 2 Are Good, 1 is a Joke.

    Straight to live audience...

    Maybe it's because I'm on my second bottle of Red...

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  • minestrone
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    Let's get this started!

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