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Previously on "You have got to be kidding"

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  • vista
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    new liebour & bliars third way

    third world britain.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Fungus
    No, it was unintentional Fleetwood fodder. Are you holding the fort?
    Not really. I can only do the easy ones.

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by Pondlife
    Should be Leeks, or was it a particularly poor pun
    No, it was unintentional Fleetwood fodder. Are you holding the fort?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Fungus
    There's a limit to how many male voice choirs and overgrown leaks you need.

    Should be Leeks, or was it a particularly poor pun

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by IT contract agent
    I’m assured there is water there - they're just not paying to get it. We don’t recycle water - bath water gets cleaned then put back into a river. Why can't they clean it a little more so we can re use it as drinking water?
    Actually we do recycle water. Some that you drink will have been through someone elses urinary tract. In some areas a large part of water comes from underground aquifers. In other areas it comes from reservoirs. I say we drown some more Welsh villages and the problem will be sorted. There's a limit to how many male voice choirs and overgrown leaks you need.

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  • thunderlizard
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    They're owned by the Germans. Draw your own conclusions

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  • Davros
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    Just buy some shares in Thames Water and cash in.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by IT contract agent
    Why can't they clean it a little more so we can re use it as drinking water?
    Well, I dont know about all houses in the UK, but in those that I lived they had cold water tap and hot water one which ought to be sourced from same single cold water supply used for drinking and cleaning.

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  • MrsGoof
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    Originally posted by IT contract agent
    Why can't they clean it a little more so we can re use it as drinking water?
    £££££££ Shareholder and Directors ££££££££££

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  • IT contract agent
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    Originally posted by AtW
    They (water companies) dont exactly PAY for water, so its not question of getting same money for less product, its question of actually having product in the first place - better be safe than sorry.

    I’m assured there is water there - they're just not paying to get it. We don’t recycle water - bath water gets cleaned then put back into a river. Why can't they clean it a little more so we can re use it as drinking water?

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  • AtW
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    They (water companies) dont exactly PAY for water, so its not question of getting same money for less product, its question of actually having product in the first place - better be safe than sorry.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    How else are they to maximise shareholder returns?
    It has to be fair you see?

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  • John Galt
    started a topic You have got to be kidding

    You have got to be kidding

    Drought order applied for

    It's a joke.....isn't it.....I mean they cannot be serious....can they

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