Electric Blanket

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Troll replied

17 August 2012, 12:10
Originally posted by louie View Post

Wife jokes now, cool

You wife is so fat her school photo was an Ariel shot.

...or Persil
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Troll replied

17 August 2012, 11:02
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

And yours is so stupid that she married you.

Nuff said.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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louie replied

17 August 2012, 10:59
Wife jokes now, cool

You wife is so fat her school photo was an Ariel shot.
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oscarose replied

17 August 2012, 10:59
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

But if you wee on them, it causes more problems than weeing on your blanket.

Not if it's electric. Apparently.
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shaunbhoy replied

17 August 2012, 10:58
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Your wife's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

And yours is so stupid that she married you.

Nuff said.
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Troll replied

17 August 2012, 10:56
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Maybe Troll's wife sweats so much that a little extra moisture goes largely undetected?

Your wife's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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shaunbhoy replied

17 August 2012, 10:43
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

But if you wee on them, it causes more problems than weeing on your blanket.

Maybe Troll's wife sweats so much that a little extra moisture goes largely undetected?
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d000hg replied

17 August 2012, 10:41
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Get a wife instead to keep you warm...bonus you can kick them out in the morning to make you a cup of tea

HTH

But if you wee on them, it causes more problems than weeing on your blanket.
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shaunbhoy replied

17 August 2012, 10:38
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Get a northern lass

How about the Rochdale swamp donkey??
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doodab replied

17 August 2012, 10:35
Originally posted by oscarose View Post

I need something reliable and robust...

Get a northern lass
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oscarose replied

17 August 2012, 10:34
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Get a wife instead to keep you warm...bonus you can kick them out in the morning to make you a cup of tea

HTH

I need something reliable and robust...
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Troll replied

17 August 2012, 08:41
Get a wife instead to keep you warm...bonus you can kick them out in the morning to make you a cup of tea

HTH
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oscarose started a topic Electric Blanket

17 August 2012, 08:32
Electric Blanket

Thinking about getting one for the winter. Are they safe?

What if i pee my electric blanket?! D:? - Yahoo! Answers

Last edited by oscarose; 17 August 2012, 08:36. Reason: error (x1)
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