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  • insur
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    Originally posted by louie View Post
    Have taken anymore LSD since the first post?
    Nope, LCD might lead to distorted perceptions of reality.

    Can you see the sewar rats? Am I the only one who can see them?

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  • louie
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    Originally posted by insur View Post
    Just finished my fourth coffee since the first post. Me thinks that's a record for me.
    Have taken anymore LSD since the first post?

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  • insur
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    Just finished my fourth coffee since the first post. Me thinks that's a record for me.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by insur View Post

    Sewer rats are also very smart and should be respected.
    I'd be looking for a new gig if I were you. Sounds like they've got some replacements lined up already.

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  • insur
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    wtf is "sewar rat" ?
    Giant rats that are twice as large as a cat. Very ferocious beasts which can chew metal like bubble gum.

    Sewer rats are also very smart and should be respected.

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  • FiveTimes
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    wtf is "sewar rat" ?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    WBS


    I smell feet.

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  • insur
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Wow, far out man. what coffee brand do you drink?

    I want some, for the weekend
    At home: Douwe Egberts

    At work: Depends on which ever button I press on the free vending machine, try not to hang around for too long for fear of being spotted by a sewar rat.

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  • Bunk
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  • OwlHoot
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    Wow, far out man. what coffee brand do you drink?

    I want some, for the weekend

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  • insur
    started a topic Coffee

    Coffee

    Finally given in to my desires for a coffee. Managed abstinence for the entire week.

    Feels good now; but oh dear, my sewar rat radar has been weakened.

    Note to self: be careful for the remainder of the day.

    Oh no, spotted a sewar rat circling.

    Another sip of coffee, zen...
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