Boy, 8, cooked neighbour’s cat in a microwave

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SupremeSpod replied

16 August 2012, 07:18
Originally posted by chef

What evidence do u have spod that's she is a he?

The same evidence that I have that "she" is a "she".
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BrilloPad replied

15 August 2012, 19:12
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You mean chef's bird's not going to be up for it after he marries her? tulip, I might be forced to take up wanking again.

Oh she will still be up for it with you. Its just chef who is going to have to get a mistress.

And you still have the Swedish women's volleyball to fall back on.
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Alias replied

15 August 2012, 19:07
tragedy or strategy wanking ?
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Mich the Tester replied

15 August 2012, 19:01
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Presumably it is all that sex. Make the most of it. There won't be much after you are married. Well not with your wife anyway.

You mean chef's bird's not going to be up for it after he marries her? tulip, I might be forced to take up wanking again.
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BrilloPad replied

15 August 2012, 18:40
Originally posted by chef View Post

A high metabolism ensures that isn't gong to happen

Presumably it is all that sex. Make the most of it. There won't be much after you are married. Well not with your wife anyway.
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chef replied

15 August 2012, 18:33
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You won't fit in your wedding suit at this rate.

A high metabolism ensures that isn't gong to happen
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NickFitz replied

15 August 2012, 18:32
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Do you like cats, Nick?

Gentile's got a cat.

Single White Feline - YouTube
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BrilloPad replied

15 August 2012, 18:25
Originally posted by chef View Post

I'm too busy eating desserts, couldn't decide between the 4 on offer and so I've slowly worked my way through all of them

Creme brûlée
panacotta
Fried banana
Ice cream

You won't fit in your wedding suit at this rate.
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chef replied

15 August 2012, 17:46
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I'm not sure we're quite that mature.

Anyway - haven't you got a wedding to plan?

I'm too busy eating desserts, couldn't decide between the 4 on offer and so I've slowly worked my way through all of them

Creme brûlée
panacotta
Fried banana
Ice cream
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mudskipper replied

15 August 2012, 17:41
Originally posted by chef View Post

it sounds like a junior school playground around here

"see that girl over there, she fancies you"

I'm not sure we're quite that mature.

Anyway - haven't you got a wedding to plan?
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chef replied

15 August 2012, 17:40
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Do you like cats, Nick?

Gentile's got a cat.

it sounds like a junior school playground around here

"see that girl over there, she fancies you"
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mudskipper replied

15 August 2012, 17:36
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

"The horrified owners rushed their traumatised pet to the PDSA charity for urgent treatment and it is recovering."

So, not actually cooked then?

The Mail are slipping though - you only have to get to the fourth paragraph to find out the headline is a lie. Usually it's about the nineteenth paragraph.

Do you like cats, Nick?

Gentile's got a cat.
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NickFitz replied

15 August 2012, 16:36
"The horrified owners rushed their traumatised pet to the PDSA charity for urgent treatment and it is recovering."

So, not actually cooked then?

The Mail are slipping though - you only have to get to the fourth paragraph to find out the headline is a lie. Usually it's about the nineteenth paragraph.
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MarillionFan replied

15 August 2012, 16:34
Serial killer alert
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BolshieBastard replied

15 August 2012, 16:29
Originally posted by petergriffin View Post

God I hate microwaves! Back in the day we use to leave the cat soaking for 48 hours before baking it in a proper oven:

Boy, eight, cooked neighbour¿s cat in the microwave in front of horrified owner | Mail Online

Result!

Bet a few mice are having a good laugh over that one!
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