At last Ladies! A cure for morning sickness!

[Old Greg]

Mmm. I've looked at your posts. Analysed for content. Compared against time. Looked at the change in phone and according to the factual statistical analysis of your posting style... You've always been a ****.

Hth

MF

Thank you for the kind sentiment, but I see this as a bad thing.

[MarillionFan]

No, I'm worse.

It's ever since I got this smartphone. It has tended me towards shorter posts and that has turned me into a ****. I really do think it would be best all round if I was banned for a long time.

Mmm. I've looked at your posts. Analysed for content. Compared against time. Looked at the change in phone and according to the factual statistical analysis of your posting style... You've always been a ****.

Hth

MF

[Old Greg]

Let it go FFS, you're better than that.

No, I'm worse.

It's ever since I got this smartphone. It has tended me towards shorter posts and that has turned me into a ****. I really do think it would be best all round if I was banned for a long time.

[Cliphead]

Remember, churchy's hangover does not qualify as morning sickness.

Let it go FFS, you're better than that.

[EternalOptimist]

Remember, churchy's hangover does not qualify as morning sickness.

<cough> boring predictable twat alert <cough>


oh, Hi OG.

[BrilloPad]

Are you going to try this on the day of your big race? Settle the nerves with a protein shake?

Do you really think my nerves will let me consider that?

[Old Greg]

could oral sex cure morning sickness? - Parentdish

Remember, churchy's hangover does not qualify as morning sickness.

[doomage]

could oral sex cure morning sickness? - Parentdish

Are you going to try this on the day of your big race? Settle the nerves with a protein shake?

[Robinho]

There is a cure. It just causes horrendous birth defects.

[BrilloPad]

could oral sex cure morning sickness? - Parentdish