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Previously on "Dead Baby Jokes"

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    She turned down my friend request!
    Well, if it's any consolation, she was a lezzer...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Balderdash. You'd befriend Myra Hindley if you thought it would increase your friend count by another one.
    She turned down my friend request!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If anyone I was facebook-friends with liked that sort of stuff I would defriend them. Plenty of other facebook friends out there.
    Balderdash. You'd befriend Myra Hindley if you thought it would increase your friend count by another one.

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  • Robinho
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    Anyone got any good ones then?

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  • Robinho
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    If you don't like it, ignore it.

    Trying to impose your moral standards on others is incredibly cringeworthy.

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  • Notascooby
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    This is hardly new, when I was in primary school, so 30 years ago - we were doing dead baby jokes.

    At that age you didn't think about the impact that it may have to people who may have had to deal with this kind of thing in real life.

    But as soon as you make things taboo you just force it underground...
    So whilst I'm no Jim Davidson or Roy Chubby Brown fan, I'm not for banning them.

    Just ignore it and move on...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If anyone I was facebook-friends with liked that sort of stuff I would defriend them. Plenty of other facebook friends out there.
    I hadn't even considered that as a possibility.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yup. Who cares what some random bunch of nobbers are 'joking' about.

    Life's too short to get wound up over this kind of thing.

    If I used FB regularly and saw a page with that title, I'd probably think 'ooh that might not be my cup of tea, I might swerve that one.'

    FFS.

    Now I'm wound up.
    If anyone I was facebook-friends with liked that sort of stuff I would defriend them. Plenty of other facebook friends out there.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by alluvial View Post
    Quiet frankly, the best thing to do with this sort of thing is to ignore it completely.
    Yup. Who cares what some random bunch of nobbers are 'joking' about.

    Life's too short to get wound up over this kind of thing.

    If I used FB regularly and saw a page with that title, I'd probably think 'ooh that might not be my cup of tea, I might swerve that one.'

    FFS.

    Now I'm wound up.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Wedge?
    Spanner.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    He may be a tool but he's not the sharpest tool.
    Wedge?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Isn't that CUK?
    He may be a tool but he's not the sharpest tool.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    First of all I don't use Facebook. It's full of retards who feel that they need to tell everyone about every tedious facet of their dull ******* life 'My wee smells after I have sugar puffs', 'I am in a relationship', 'I am a retard'.

    Secondly people start groups over things they love or hate. So assuming your post is about the internet old 'dead baby jokes' Dead Baby Jokes which has been around for ten years already then either they or you are a retard.

    I think both.
    Isn't that CUK?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    First of all I don't use Facebook. It's full of retards who feel that they need to tell everyone about every tedious facet of their dull ******* life 'My wee smells after I have sugar puffs', 'I am in a relationship', 'I am a retard'.
    Oh the irony.

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  • The Spartan
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    FB sucks ass

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