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Previously on "never put clothing of any kind in the microwave"

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  • BoredBloke
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    Been there and done it. When microwave ovens were still really expensive I gutted ours by drying a pair of socks. I'd done it before. Zap them for a bit, take them out and let them cool and zap them again. What I did this time was switch it to cook for 20 mins and go and watch crimewatch. Then the phone went and while talking to one of my mates on the phone I noticed a burning smell. I ran to the kitchen and saw a nice little flame behind the brown glass. I then went back to the phone to inform my mate that I'd just set fire to the kitchen and would probably see him the next day at school. Back to the fire and after unplugging it, as it was still coooking, I opened the door in the hope that it was just the socks burning. No hope. All the roof started to collapse and slide towards the open door, preventing it from shutting. I had to punch the door to get it to shut.

    My folks were really good about it - luckily they were in the pub when I rang them. I doubt my dad would have seen the funny side had he been in the house at the time...but then I wouldn't have been drying my socks in the oven if he were!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    Don't make promises you can't or won't keep!

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Its a thread about washing and cooking, do you seriously want to go against the wisdom of the fairer sex, they have thousands of years experience in this

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    The BBC really weren't trying with that headline. They should have put "Dryer, Dryer, Pants On Fire".
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    your coat is on the peg by the door.....
    Its a thread about washing and cooking, do you seriously want to go against the wisdom of the fairer sex, they have thousands of years experience in this

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  • xoggoth
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    Yeh. I did once try to dry an expensive pair of motorcycle gloves in one and they came out like liquorice flavoured crisps.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    your coat is on the peg by the door.....
    As opposed to being dried in the microwave?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    What are you talking about? That was "Grade A" material.

    seriously!!

    only if you have a sideline writing headlines for a red top!

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    your coat is on the peg by the door.....
    What are you talking about? That was "Grade A" material.

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  • original PM
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    your coat is on the peg by the door.....

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The BBC really weren't trying with that headline. They should have put "Dryer, Dryer, Pants On Fire".

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  • SimonMac
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    You microwave them to warm them up, not dry them out!

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic never put clothing of any kind in the microwave

    never put clothing of any kind in the microwave

    RH - the same applies to rodents.

    BBC News - Underpants in microwave caused Weymouth fire

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