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Think I'll avoid this thread while at work awaiting the addition of photos and an NSFW on the subject line,
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Just cos it's not the one you were thinking of doesnt mean the cigar is witheld.Originally posted by Scoobos View PostClose but no cigar, I remember seeing it on a documentary a few months ago about just how rich this invention had made the creator...
I was looking at this with my mates this weekend, I'll leave an update when I get home and find the link.
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Close but no cigar, I remember seeing it on a documentary a few months ago about just how rich this invention had made the creator...Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostAh, you mean the 'smooth groove' camel toe disguiser!
I was looking at this with my mates this weekend, I'll leave an update when I get home and find the link.
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Ah, you mean the 'smooth groove' camel toe disguiser!Originally posted by Scoobos View PostI wish I could remember the name, but isn't this due to that great "disguiser" invention?
If I remember what they are called I'll post them here.
Now the men need the equivalent from the load of cock n balls i've been seeing this last weekend.
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Chance of viewing a little 'snatch' as well!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHas the women's weight lifting been on yet? Not so much camel toe as moose hoof I imagine.
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I wish I could remember the name, but isn't this due to that great "disguiser" invention?
If I remember what they are called I'll post them here.
Now the men need the equivalent from the load of cock n balls i've been seeing this last weekend.
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Watching the gymnastic I gotta applaud the effort of the ladies involved looking at some of the wedgies they are sporting!
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Not just you. I normally 'dress to the left' my enormous cumberland sausage (aka budgie smuggler) polish the end a bit, then sit back with a 'come and get some then baby' grin on my faceOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostWhy bother with that? I'm sure some girls do it on purpose... after all it can't be that hard to realise that short skirt + legs not together = bloke sat on the other side of the carriage getting an eyeful
Or is it just me that happens to?
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Probably athletes not the best, fat ladies at an ordinary council pool have the best toes.
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Naturally.. I will need to stand up at some pointOriginally posted by original PM View Postand once glimpsed you should obviously avert your eyes like a proper gentleman

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