Reply to: Seen on the back of a van

[Fleetwood]

That needs a comma.

A hyphen or a colon

[KentPhilip]

Nothing to do with vans, but once when I was pretty pissed after a night out with some friends...several beers in Maidenhead I thought it was best time to get a taxi...put my hand out at the traffic light and this car changed lane and stopped next to me at the lights. I jumped in the passenger seat, put the seatbelt on and said to him "To Uxbridge, please"...

He had this very strange look on his face and with a very shaky voice said "Er, I'm not a taxi, mate".

I said "Oh, OK..." and undid my seatbelt, mumbled my apologies and promptly got out.

I had it the opposite way round. I was in my car on Oxford Street last year and a pissed bloke got in at the lights and said "to Archway please". Now ever the eye for a quick buck I thought I'd take him there. I could have sworn Archway was near Holborn (I was born out of earshot of the bow bells you see), so I drove over to Holborn before I realised my mistake (I was thinking of Kingsway or Aldwych). But I had an appointment so was out of time. I said I had got it wrong and said there would be no charge, and returned a £20 note I had taken as a deposit. He said thanks very much, got out, and was never seen again. He never did realise I wasn't a taxi.

[hyperD]

Nothing to do with vans, but once when I was pretty pissed after a night out with some friends...several beers in Maidenhead I thought it was best time to get a taxi...put my hand out at the traffic light and this car changed lane and stopped next to me at the lights. I jumped in the passenger seat, put the seatbelt on and said to him "To Uxbridge, please"...

He had this very strange look on his face and with a very shaky voice said "Er, I'm not a taxi, mate".

I said "Oh, OK..." and undid my seatbelt, mumbled my apologies and promptly got out.

[The Lone Gunman]

[stackpole]

I saw this on a british gas van

"Please pass driver on overtime"

That needs a comma.

[monkeyboy]

I saw this on a british gas van

"Please pass driver on overtime"

[BobTheCrate]

I saw a really funny scrawl on the back of a van once, had me in fits but I can't remember what it said now. Pretty pointless me posting this up then really.

Maybe if it were a Showcase Cinemas van ...

No Albatross' are left in this van overnight.

[DaveB]

Dont clean me, just plant spuds!

[PRC1964]

A few years back there was a stretch limo that used to park around Clerkenwell advertising lap dancing. I never worked out if the lap dancers were in the limo or not, but what caught my eye was that the car had a disabled badge. Seems like too much w@nking can be bad for you after all.

[bennyboy]

How about...On the back of a seriously customised Van....
"Don't laugh....Your daughters inside!"

Or on a seriously customised Van with a woman driving...
"No this isn't my boyfriends car!"

[Phoenix]

How about...On the back of a seriously customised Van....
"Don't laugh....Your daughters inside!"

[EternalOptimist]

I saw a really funny scrawl on the back of a van once, had me in fits but I can't remember what it said now. Pretty pointless me posting this up then really.

thanks for reminding me LM , I saw that one as well. Now what was it about again

[bennyboy]

I saw a really funny scrawl on the back of a van once, had me in fits but I can't remember what it said now. Pretty pointless me posting this up then really.

Yes!

[ladymuck]

I saw a really funny scrawl on the back of a van once, had me in fits but I can't remember what it said now. Pretty pointless me posting this up then really.

[Fleetwood]

Its work safe!!! (had to look)

Not according to this site's Thought Police

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