Reply to: Have you got previous experience in hostile/arduous locations?

[Pogle]

Swindon

[MyUserName]

I hope you used your loaf and rose above it. igmc

[Sysman]

Halalifax is a new one for me

New one on me too, but it's good.

[tractor]

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In a previous contract, we swapped the G and H keys on a Unix techie's PC.

He spotted it quite quickly, but left the rest of us thinking he hadn't and got on the phone to the help desk. When the H/D monkey asked the nature of his fault (bearing in mind we were all waiting with baited breath for him to realise), he told the helpdesk dude that 'He couldn't lohon'

In the post utility de-regulation, ICL everywhere days, we had a bob's uncle who used to use the wired mouse by pulling/pushing the mouse by its' tail and pressing the upside down buttons with his other hand

[TestMangler]

lmao yeah who swapped my keys.....

In a previous contract, we swapped the G and H keys on a Unix techie's PC.

He spotted it quite quickly, but left the rest of us thinking he hadn't and got on the phone to the help desk. When the H/D monkey asked the nature of his fault (bearing in mind we were all waiting with baited breath for him to realise), he told the helpdesk dude that 'He couldn't lohon'

[tractor]

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FAIL......LOL
I'm sure you've edited it by now though......

lmao yeah who swapped my keys.....

[TestMangler]

I hope you used your load and rose above it :igmc

FAIL......LOL
I'm sure you've edited it by now though......

[Old Greg]

that's your usual room?

So NLYUK and I need to bring the pineapple?

No need. Already got it. Bring the cheese and cocktail sticks.

[AtW]

I have just submitted SASGuru's CV

He is a conscientious objector (a coward variety).

[tractor]

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I was born and bread in an ex mining town in the Welsh valleys. It was wonderful, I moved to Portsmouth and used to go clubbing near the docks. I burst out laughing when people told me it was a rough area. I was only beaten unconscious once over the entire year (and technically that was my fault as I punched a bouncer when he was trying to throw me out)!

I have never bothered with Afganistan - too quiet and not enough sheep.

I hope you used your loaf and rose above it. igmc

[SimonMac]

When i left a previous contract there I got gifted a T-Shirt saying "Welcome to West Yorkshire, would you like your Udders Feeled ?"

Oh how we laughed

Udderfeeled, Mansfeeled and 'Oldem

[vetran]

Room 217.

that's your usual room?

So NLYUK and I need to bring the pineapple?

[DodgyAgent]

I have just submitted SASGuru's CV

[TestMangler]

Halalifax is a new one for me

When i left a previous contract there I got gifted a T-Shirt saying "Welcome to West Yorkshire, would you like your Udders Feeled ?"

Oh how we laughed

[Old Greg]

purple heart in post!

Room 217.