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TimberWolf replied

31 July 2012, 10:39
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

"Alcohol was a possible factor"

No tulip sherlock!

Gunpowder was another possible factor. As were arse checks.
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vetran replied

31 July 2012, 10:25
WRONG - If his wedding tackle is rendered useless he qualifies.

Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.
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SimonMac replied

31 July 2012, 10:24
"Alcohol was a possible factor"

No tulip sherlock!
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oracleslave replied

31 July 2012, 10:21
No death = no Darwin award
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vetran started a topic Darwin award contender!

31 July 2012, 10:17
Darwin award contender!

"A young male decided to place a firework between the cheeks of his bottom and light it," Senior Sergeant Garry Smith of the local police told the newspaper.

Ever considered putting a rocket up someone's backside? ? The Register

From Darwin as well.
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