Jesus, now I feel old

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oracleslave replied

26 July 2012, 14:09
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Will you be choking your way through the Olympics like your golfers and cricketers?

SA wins the golf and cricket and you take the credit. Typical agent.
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BrilloPad replied

26 July 2012, 12:57
Never waste an erection. Never pass a toilet. Never trust a fart.
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doomage replied

26 July 2012, 12:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

speak for yourself mid forties & everything works, sometimes more than 2 times a night.

Prostate problems? Poor fellow.
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vetran replied

26 July 2012, 12:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Ha! Whipper snapper! You wait until you reach 40!

The problem with being over 40 is that you wake up every day and something else is broken. Enjoy the good times while you can.

BTW I hope you spent your late teens/early twenties partying at every opportunity? I had a great time.

speak for yourself mid forties & everything works, sometimes more than 2 times a night.

or should that be
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aussielong replied

26 July 2012, 12:37
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Ha! Whipper snapper! You wait until you reach 40!

The problem with being over 40 is that you wake up every day and something else is broken. Enjoy the good times while you can.

Yes, that's what I keep hearing. I'm dreading 40.

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

BTW I hope you spent your late teens/early twenties partying at every opportunity? I had a great time.

Oh yes, I was partying till my early 30s. When I wasn't earning a great deal I spent all my money on partying. My idea was to have a good time while I was young but make sure I was learning stuff that would enable to me to get paid and save properly later.
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BrilloPad replied

26 July 2012, 12:05
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

Nearly 40

Ha! Whipper snapper! You wait until you reach 40!

The problem with being over 40 is that you wake up every day and something else is broken. Enjoy the good times while you can.

BTW I hope you spent your late teens/early twenties partying at every opportunity? I had a great time.
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DodgyAgent replied

26 July 2012, 12:03
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

Nearly 40

Will you be choking your way through the Olympics like your golfers and cricketers?
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aussielong replied

26 July 2012, 12:02
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How old are you?

Nearly 40
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vetran replied

26 July 2012, 11:56
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

you could be in with a chance there

walk slowly down the hill and service them all!
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Spacecadet replied

26 July 2012, 11:52
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

The receptionist just opened up a meeting room for me and told me how she's so tired because she was at a beach party till 6am, had 2 hours sleep and is still drunk! She looks fresh as a daisy, because she's 20!

I on the other hand had eight hours sleep but look like i've been up at a beach party all week drinking.

you could be in with a chance there
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MarillionFan replied

26 July 2012, 11:50
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

The receptionist just opened up a meeting room for me and told me how she's so tired because she was at a beach party till 6am, had 2 hours sleep and is still drunk! She looks fresh as a daisy, because she's 20!

I on the other hand had eight hours sleep but look like i've been up at a beach party all week drinking.

I'd inform HR and watch her get marched out of the door. That'll learn her.
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BrilloPad replied

26 July 2012, 11:49
How old are you?
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aussielong started a topic Jesus, now I feel old

26 July 2012, 11:45
Jesus, now I feel old

The receptionist just opened up a meeting room for me and told me how she's so tired because she was at a beach party till 6am, had 2 hours sleep and is still drunk! She looks fresh as a daisy, because she's 20!

I on the other hand had eight hours sleep but look like i've been up at a beach party all week drinking.
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