Freelancers the movie

[norrahe]

Keanu Reeves wasn't bad in Point Break or Bill and Ted, but that's about it.

[MarillionFan]

Do they work in first line support or are they in the development team?

[vetran]

Liked the review, not sure I will ever see the movie.

1. Yes sir, 50 Cent is still making movies, despite possessing no discernible acting ability whatsoever. Never stopped Keanu Reeves.

same for ICE-T, Arnie or Segal

[alreadypacked]

Liked the review, not sure I will ever see the movie.

1. Yes sir, 50 Cent is still making movies, despite possessing no discernible acting ability whatsoever. Never stopped Keanu Reeves.

2. Recent Fiddy flicks include Gun (2010), Caught In The Crossfire (2010), Blood Out (2010) and Setup (2011). He’s a DTV playa, yo. Fact: at least two of these films co-starred Val Kilmer.

3. Freelancers reunites Fiddy with his Righteous Kill (2008) star Robert De Niro. That’s right, these days Bobby is taking second billing to 50 Piddling Cent.

4. It also features Forest Whitaker, in a moving turn as a man haunted by the fact that only six years ago he won an Oscar for Best Actor, and is now trapped in a tulip straight-to-DVD movie.

5. Remember Jim Sheridan’s horrendous 50 Cent ‘biopic’ Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ (2005)? In retrospect, Jim should have gotten Daniel Day Lewis to play Fiddy, a la Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder (2008).

6. Is Fiddy the next Don King? Fact: he’s been shot so many times, his neck’s as hard as a jockey’s bollocks.

Release Date ???: We estimate Xtravision shelves by September.