Reply to: Heat and Hair

[sasguru]

When you're ready to retire, or have made your money and wish to move on, please do let me know what you do so that I can take over

As if you have the brains ...

[ChimpMaster]

ass, I am not going to tell you, and trust me, whatever balls you put up in an attempt to get me to, will fail. Been in this area since 95 and there are that few people doing it, that if a contract comes into a pimps hands, I will always get a call. I kind of like the way that is, and there's nothing going to get me to tell you, or anyone else. But, Bob proof, I most certainly am. One of my clients tried off shoring some of the work I did for them, and 6 months later, came back to me, and have remained with me, with their tails between their legs.

Somethings, bobs just can't do, and I am leaving it like that.

When you're ready to retire, or have made your money and wish to move on, please do let me know what you do so that I can take over

[Old Hack]

That's almost as good as DimPrawn who's been earning £500 a day for years coding HTML and ScooterScot who jet-sets around the world in luxury, all expenses paid, doing stochastic modelling. Lucky you.

Could never be true I guess...

[Old Hack]

getting back to the OP, you should really book yourself in for a back, sack and crack, underarms and maybe your legs.

Lots of footballers do it - so why not highly successful contractors

A friend has done this, single friend, who tells me the ladies enjoy it. Not for me thanks, I think the wife would think I was going into crisis. Going for a number 3 on the head, number 3 on the chest and as you suggested, straight cut on the shoulders.

[sasguru]

I have not once, ever, never, in 20 years of contract, had any bench time. Touch wood, that will continue, outside of me choosing to take some time off. I like this.

That's almost as good as DimPrawn who's been earning £500 a day for years coding HTML and ScooterScot who jet-sets around the world in luxury, all expenses paid, doing stochastic modelling. Lucky you.

[FiveTimes]

getting back to the OP, you should really book yourself in for a back, sack and crack, underarms and maybe your legs.

Lots of footballers do it - so why not highly successful contractors

[Old Hack]

Well, when you work out how to turn data into information into knowledge and then decisions come back and spout off a little more about how clever you are.

That's why you get a

Oh dear, once again, that makes no sense at all. Roll about as much as you like MF, it will not work on me son.

I have not once, ever, never, in 20 years of contract, had any bench time. Touch wood, that will continue, outside of me choosing to take some time off. I like this.

[sasguru]

Well, when you work out how to turn data into information into knowledge and then decisions come back and spout off a little more about how clever you are.

That's why you get a

Well making data or rather generating probabilistic data that represents real data is quite a skill in statistical terms. Perhaps Old Hack has a PhD in stats.
I was looking forward to discussing these advanced techniques with him.
That would also account for why he's bob-proof - far to intelligent for any Bob, y'see?
TBH, I was getting hints of his high IQ in his posts on here.

[MarillionFan]

ass, I am not going to tell you, and trust me, whatever balls you put up in an attempt to get me to, will fail. Been in this area since 95 and there are that few people doing it, that if a contract comes into a pimps hands, I will always get a call. I kind of like the way that is, and there's nothing going to get me to tell you, or anyone else. But, Bob proof, I most certainly am. One of my clients tried off shoring some of the work I did for them, and 6 months later, came back to me, and have remained with me, with their tails between their legs.

Somethings, bobs just can't do, and I am leaving it like that.

Sas. I think he's a vet.

[Old Hack]

Ok then what makes you bob-proof?

ass, I am not going to tell you, and trust me, whatever balls you put up in an attempt to get me to, will fail. Been in this area since 95 and there are that few people doing it, that if a contract comes into a pimps hands, I will always get a call. I kind of like the way that is, and there's nothing going to get me to tell you, or anyone else. But, Bob proof, I most certainly am. One of my clients tried off shoring some of the work I did for them, and 6 months later, came back to me, and have remained with me, with their tails between their legs.

Somethings, bobs just can't do, and I am leaving it like that.

[MarillionFan]

MF and ass being dumb again, who'd have thought.

If you can't think of ways of making data, then I am not telling you lads.

Well, when you work out how to turn data into information into knowledge and then decisions come back and spout off a little more about how clever you are.

That's why you get a

[sasguru]

MF and ass being dumb again, who'd have thought.

If you can't think of ways of making data, then I am not telling you lads.

Ok then what makes you bob-proof?

[Old Hack]

The people that live in the middle-east tend to be quite hairy and have an aversion to trimming their hair.

So I would do what they have been doing for thousands of years on the basis that they probably know what they are doing and that is to wear very loose clothing.

Get yourself a burqa.

Tried that once before, in Australia. Very effective. However, out in the outback towns, the locals take a dim view of men wandering around in what to them looks a bit like a dress...

[Gonzo]

Off to sunny climes for 6 weeks. I am quite hirsute and was wondering if other people with lots of hair on head, chest and back (but on not the palms like Shaunnyboy and Spod), did anything if spending lots of time in what promises to be 35-40 degree heat?

The people that live in the middle-east tend to be quite hairy and have an aversion to trimming their hair.

So I would do what they have been doing for thousands of years on the basis that they probably know what they are doing and that is to wear very loose clothing.

Get yourself a burqa.

[Old Hack]

MF and ass being dumb again, who'd have thought.

If you can't think of ways of making data, then I am not telling you lads.