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Previously on "Where are all the Daleks?"

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    How would you suggest preparing one, Fungus? A little white wine, pepper, butter and tarragon perhaps?

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    And they're buggers to get out of their shells
    JUst make sure you don't eat ones that were open before cooking, and those that don't open when cooked. You'll get food poisoning.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by The Master
    I bet Zeitghost would have a go. Those Kaled mutants can be a bit gristly though.

    And they're buggers to get out of their shells

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    Animal feed and food "not fit for human consumption".
    I bet Zeitghost would have a go. Those Kaled mutants can be a bit gristly though.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I dread to think what Purple Daleks are for...

    Animal feed and food "not fit for human consumption".

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  • Cyber Controller
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I dread to think what Purple Daleks are for...
    Don't ask. It's not pleasant.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by Fungus
    Green Daleks are for recycling. Black are for nuclear waste. According to the council. Not sure about yellow.
    Yellow = disposable sharps / biological waste.

    What a way to go.

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by Bitbucket
    There was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there
    I'm reliably told that the local bin man is a bit short sighted and he took them all away. They rather took to the land fill site. Reminded them of the home planet.

    Green Daleks are for recycling. Black are for nuclear waste. According to the council. Not sure about yellow.

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Your witty repartee knows no bounds, Oh Great & Evil Leader...
    You will go far, o trust minion.

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Just raising a sucker for the Dalek cause. Myself, I've been on holiday. The mercury swamps on Vulcan are delightful at this time of year.

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by Bitbucket
    There was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there
    What, heckling Silvester McCoy? Doing w @ nker signs with their telescopic claws?

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  • Bitbucket
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    There was a Dr Who festival at Longleat or somewhere in Wilts about this time of year ,when I was in the UK , perhaps they are all there

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  • Xenophon
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    Where are all the Daleks?

    They are all w@nking from home.

    Exsperminate!

    Note: this is the third time that I have used this Dalek joke on this board and I will now retire the joke permanently. Thanks for reading.

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  • The Master
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    He Can't Count Past Five

    That's because he only has one hand.

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  • Davros
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    Do I count?

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